1969:
-what're you doing with that 2KB of RAM?
-sending people to the moon

2017:
-what're you doing with that 1.5GB of RAM?
-running Slack

#devbants ✌🏻✌🏻

“I’m not paid enough for this shit”
Me after any minor inconvenience at work.

Is February ever going to happen or is it just going to be January all year?

So the company I work for assigned me to a new clients project and has already proven to be a pain.

I checked all my emails late Sunday evening and replied to them (saves me the time in the morning) so I emailed this new client who was enquiring when a part of his website was to be done.

Me: I fully expect this portion of the functionally to be done by the tail of the week.

Client first thing this morning: why isn’t anything working you said it would be done.

Me: ...