I'll just put it here and let the internet judge.

parseInt(((height - 81 - 20 - 20 - 50 - 7 - 30 - 240) / 6), 10);

My biggest dev ambition:

Coding my own games.

Module build failed: Module failed because of a eslint error.

217:15 error 'param' is assigned a value but never used no-unused-vars

Me:
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it
Don't do it

Me:
console.log(param);

We decide the quality of a software only by looking at the programming language that being used to make it.

Biggest coding distraction:

My own code.

*Le Me writing some functional test*

Friends : How do you test your test ?

💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣

I ran elasticsearch reindexing on production.

My manager asked why there's no item shown on the search page, and I slowly told him, I ran reindex on production.

💣💣💣

A : What you do for living ?
B : I'm a Software Engineer
A : Hmmm what ?
B : I do IT
A : Ohh, so you do IT. Cool

😊

You don't have to fix your pull request if you directly merge it into master.

Listening to "Fix you" by Coldplay, then hope everything would be "Fixed" by it self.

When the method name was too long and it's like describing the entire function.

Like getUserByUserIdOrderByAgeAndHaveAtLeastOneChild ()
:)

A : Why don't we remove this feature ?
B : We might be needed in the future.
A : You have to stop think what we might needed in the future with our current state.
............
(After several conversation)
B : So, should we replace X with Z ? Since we only need the X
A : Don't, I can see we might use Z in the future.

:)

My best co-worker was who 'LGTM' my pull request without asking what I'm doing.

suddenly our web got a lot of traffic. So, instead of increasing our server (we (think) don't have permission for that), we praying until the traffic back to normal.

10 minutes later, it does.

if (variable == true)
return true;
else return false;

3 minutes bug fixing, spend 10 minutes for compiling project