What's common between people working in vaccine manufacturing industry and haskellers working in arms industry?

They both think of death as a side effect.

Haskell could be both...funny and daunting.

git blame myself

LISP's parenthesis and Java's namespace could trigger an anxiety attack.

Only scratched the surface trying to write a C compiler in Ruby.

Ruby is such a nice language.

-_-...

Fibonacci soup.

"Lambdas are relegated to relative obscurity until Java makes them popular by not having them."

Made me chuckle.

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Got my new gear -- HP Omen 15 2020. Switched to windows after 6 years.
And boy, isn't WSL (Win subsystem for Linux) a GREAT thing.

FYI, I was previously using 1st gen Pentium with 3GB of RAM runnig Linux Mint. You can understand how I feel. 😀😀

I have an UDP joke.

A group of programmers is called a merge conflict.

NVIDIA is reportedly in "advanced talks" to buy ARM for $32B.

Press F for Intel...

"Syntactic sugar causes cancer of semicolon".

I thought this was really good joke. Nevermind.

https://devrant.com/rants/2817898/...

Who called it "enabling interrupts" and not "SMASH that button to get notified the next time this hardware goes live".

Courtesy: Twitter.

My poor collection. :D

Let's see how this one goes.

Radiohead makes me sad.

People are comparing Turing, Shanon, Ritchie and likes with TORVALDS. I mean LOL.

Experts teach themselves.

C programmers be like "I know a spot" and take you one element past the end of array.

-copied

Servey Question.

How many you programmers have a working knowledge of how compilers work? The philosophy and mathematics behind them. Different stages. The choices one might have to make at different stages. Reasoning about the said choices. Difference between different paradigms -- philosophically and implementation wise. The tools one might use.

Reason behind I'm asking this is that I got into a debate with a friend where he said 9/10 of people whom we call "developers" have little to no idea how compilers work.

Did you hear that GitHub is planning to rename racially sensitive terms like "master"?

My two cents: rename master to daddy. xD

Python's ast package is the coolest thing I've recently came across. If you're a compiler writer, you can translate your language's source code into python's ast. And your language has instant access to all of the python's libraries.

Anyone from Kashmir?

Exams!

Happy Eid to everyone celebrating.

I found this in my laptop fan. I initially thought it was some kind of brush and ignored it. -_-