When I will be a dad, I will tell my kids to hate the Windows operating system.

Q: What's the relation between Java and Javascript?

Ans: What's the relation between Car and Carpet?!

Why is every fucking job posting an “urgent opening”. HR retards in my country just throw “urgent” on the description almost out of habit because in their microscopic brains they believe it improves their chances of getting motivated candidates or some shit like that.

All it fucking does is prove to me that you are incompetent at scheduling recruitment.

Transistor sizes are getting smaller and smaller by the day, though we cannot go below the size of a virus due to compartment limitation but the tiniest is smaller than a DNA.
Having chips designed at such a tiny scale looks more scary to me than amazing. Imagine my manager screaming at me, I can give him a slap on the face and infect him with 1 million A8 chips. Now that would be amazing because I just successfully turned him into an iPhone 6.

Me: Hey Siri, what's the weather now?
Manager: 32 degree Fahrenheit, high wind, low humidity.
Me: Yeah that's what's up, you won't be needing an upgrade anytime soon.

I am a 67 yrs old frontend developer

Material UI is a incredibly opinionated over bloated piece of crap. I spent 1 hour configuring the material ui data grid just to get multiline text in a cell working.

The best motivation to quit Image Classification... x_x

Fuck Anaconda Navigator. Sincerely, the worst piece of "software" that has ever existed

Is anyone else super annoyed that rust doesn’t have an increment operator??? Why did they get rid of it????