dat feeling when you see your task marked as "ready for production" by QA

my first graphic card was S3 savage pro 16 years ago :/

Five or six years ago I was mining bitcoin. I was among first miners. I had a lot of bitcoin. I sold most of btc for 1$ or under to buy laptop so I can code. Bitcoin price was 1200$ at one point. I paid my laptop 300.000$. I am now senior dev. Fck money.

In the morning of first day of hackathon I got sick (flu or some virus). My friends are coding now. I am in the bed at home with fewer. :( FML

If I push first... they will have to merge. xD

Senior dev at job interview didnt know what is binary search. I was interviewed by him.

RDD - Retard Driven Development - when requests change everyday

Using symfony for years. Tried to help a friend with Laravel. I feel like I was rolling in a mud for 3h.

CTO wants all variables in file to be same length. You cant have "start" and "stop". You must have "start" and "cease".

use apt-get to install node and npm, use npm to install bower, use bower to install angular... Packageception.