That was definitely my kind of curve !!

Today's been majorly tough 😣, I might lose one of my fav an most high paying clients 😐

He's OK in taking risks in his business because he has money to fall back on 😐 I have none we are sorta partners in projects. So we have this one project he never wrote in this project brief/outline maintenance or sign off ,😐 it never occured to him .

So now this app is ongoing I got paid nothing they just released it I need to do these jobs to make money 😐 but I'm stuck helping him 😐

There have been so many issues it's been ongoing forever 😐 I dunno what I can do .

To make it worse the code is a pile of shit 😐 literally couldnt be worse.

Why ? Because there has been 4000 minor adjustments. I'm a good coder I swear , but this job is killing me 🙁

Here's an example start of the new year the new iOS kicked in on the 12 Dec I started get more n more bug reports! Saying iOS is messed up.

Because of an update it's not my fault. 😣, 6 months this project took 😐 every 2 weeks I've had a major issue come up like that.

😖 I'm near my wit's end I feel like the best move is to just say I'm sorry I can't anymore I understand that this app is important and that we need to get paid less to grow it etc but I can't let my business die because of that.

Times like this I really appreciate this app

I guess I have to stick it out 😧

The company I was working for, closed. Told a friend: "lost my job today" He told me: "you never lose jobs, you just lose bosses. Now get to work for you"

Rappers: "Yo dawg check out my mixtape!"
Programmers: "Hey have written this super cool JSON library..."

I decided I needed a hobby. I spend most of my time on work or personal projects...I thought I might just get something I can tinker with without feeling like I have to produce something that is intended for release. Although knowing myself I'll probably start thinking about how I can build something to release! Haha!

High School teachers said I wouldn't be shit. I'm 20 years old and making more than all of them. Times are changing you assholes

Month #1 at CS University. We write C on the terminal, with nano. No vi no ide no highlighting. Neither makefile is allowed. Professors don't know what git is.

I am pissed off.

Microsoft is finally more innovative than Apple, right?

Updating Arch Linux after 7 months.

My GitHub repository now has 6 watchs, 17 stars and 4 forks. I feel like I've accomplished everything I've ever wanted in life 😛

00101010

StackOverflow taught me computing. They should offer degrees!

Container vs Wrapper classes.
#Just_web_designer_things

PM: That's a great idea. We'll look at implementing it.

... never implemented

Iphone 7, with everything you already had minus a port,
➕ some extra dollars,
because it's Apple bitch.

Have a contractor on at work who hand writes minified css. Counting down the weeks until that contract isn't renewed.

Going thru Updates on App Store. Saw devRant. Cancelled all updates and updated devRant first.

🎂🎈
Linus torvalds announcing his humble new (hobby) OS to minix newsgrp on this day 25yr ago .. Rest, my folks, is history!

Happy Birthday Linux

Fuck you regex. That is all.

Coffee FTW!

recently started game development... used trigonometry and algebra for the first time in real life..

someone should make a Bible of errors

My brother just started learning web development. Day 1 of playing on his own domain, and he breaks his WP install twice in an hour. He sends me the following text:

This is like a horribly frustrating game.

Best summary of software development I've ever heard, and it's only his first day.

Yo got job in AMD

One important factor that frustrates programmers.

The struggle used to be real.

Are junior developers expected to make business logic decisions? There's one that my boss wants to know my opinion of, and I'm thinking, "fuck, I don't know, why should I make that decision?" Or is that part of what developers have to learn?

"You know that feature we told you to put back in again after we told you to take it out after we had that meeting where we decided to put it back in again after we agreed to take it out after that change request was submitted to add it? We're going to need you to take it out again."

Exhibit B in an upcoming murder trial. I'm pleading justifiable homicide.

When I started here, expectations were terrifyingly low. Now, my boss expects me to singlehandedly work miracles.

"Another day of shitty weather..." said a programmer woken up to a sunshine.