Long but funny 😂😂😂

!rant
How can i learn about db schema best practices???
#needHelp

I wish there was a better way to tell my non technical team mates that a developer cannot switch his development machine on daily bases 😢

Why non tech people think designing or coding is a mundane task 😒

One of those days

You can fuck up dns records in 1 seconds but to unfuck it up takes ages 😒😒😒😒

http://isaacchansky.me/days-since-l...
Might be handy 😒

Legit questions!
How does facebook secures itself, we never heard news like facebook hacked, user data stolen, recently with ddos, twitter and other websites were affected but not Facebook?
Are they superhumans?

my code is working, should i push it? 😱 or should i wait?

mom: son you received a package
me: wow 😍 (expecting stressball)
mom: oh nice, it is great
me: wow (so fast international delivery)
mom: it an invitation to a state level event organised by state government
me: yeah, mom i applied for it.
stress over stressball

shockRant 😂😂😂😂
ps just kidding, always rely on official source

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The rant starts here...

Hey, I got this new web project, but to be honest I haven’t coded much web in a few years and I’ve heard the landscape changed a bit. You are the most up-to date web dev around here right?

-The actual term is Front End engineer, but yeah, I’m the right guy. I do web in 2016. Visualisations, music players, flying drones that play football, you name it. I just came back from JsConf and ReactConf, so I know the latest technologies to create web apps.

Cool. I need to create a page that displays the latest activity from the users, so I just need to get the data from the REST endpoint and display it in some sort of filterable table, and update it if anything changes in the server. I was thinking maybe using jQuery to fetch and display the data?

read full article at https://hackernoon.com/how-it-feels...

alert() because console.log and opening developer tools is way too slow 😂😂😂

jquery and php is an old combination, people hate it to the core but when you want fast prototyping, you don't even think of using anything else!

stackoverflow - cheat codes for programmers 😂😂😂😂

what is your best way of testing as human?
I create application, post on testing server, take a bath, eat something, watch a video or two, and then i start messing around, I found usually that time, your brain almost forgets everything, and works great for testing!
Share yours :)

m'i the only one who sits not in the recommended posture while coding?😦

ok, no problem

Linux system admins ping me, i'm beginner in this field and need few answers :)

on serious node!
is nodejs overhyped, irrespective of the fact that now you only need to learn one language as full stack developer!!

so i posted this image on my facebook wall(my business depends on facebook) and my father commented, check 1000 times then 😐
i wish i could say, it is not that easy, but i feel it is better not to say anything then explain the complexity of programming 😢

vargant n ngrok? how to get my vagrant hosted app work with ngrok??

being a single founder 😂

what a day :'C

if you have crazy username on devrant, let us know in this post 😛

and that's how i remove bugs 😂😂😂😂

be greatful that we don't have to deal with bugs like this https://youtube.com/shared/... :(

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