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Side projects what got me job three times. Move your lazy ass and work on your projects AND actually finish at least one 😒15
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Her: Who are you texting over there?
Me: Texting my new girlfriend.
Her: 😒
Me: Jk, it's devrant.
Her: I knew it, you're texting that girl Devranta.2 -
There is SAS (Language)!
There is SAAS (Software as a Service) !!!
There is SASS ( Css Coding )!!!
😒
Next will be : SSAS !!!17 -
Ah, C++. Where the compiler optimisation is fucking you so hard that you don't need a girlfriend anymore 😒10
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-Online coding interview on Friday for a big company i reeeeaallly want to get into.
-Decides to take a two day leave to prepare.
-Power out the whole day.
😒😒😒
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Every commercial lib:
"Download free trial"
*click*
Register with your email, full name, phone, company name, etc.
😒
Yeah, fuck you, too.8 -
Stop bitching about having to write comments, they are important whether you like it or not. Trust me nobodys code is "that good" 😒4
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WORST???
Seeing your code, which you were proud about, now being butchered by some interns/newbies 😲
Just like seeing your X girlfriend after long time 😒10 -
*Friend after a date*
Friend : Bro what according to you is a perfect date?
Me :DD/MM/YYYY....
Everything else is just confusing.
Friend:😒16 -
Good morning, mornin wood.
Good morning, chirping birds outside the window.
Good morning, handsome guy in the mirror.
Good morning, beautiful machine of mine.
Now where were we last night.
Hmpph
😒😒😒 morning segfault3 -
When you think you know enough Javascript to get a job, then this comes along Can (a ==1 && a== 2 && a==3)could evaluate to true, and the answer is freaking "yes" 😒😒.20
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Ever since I started working at a company that has a real focus on software I have less to rant about....😒3
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Windows...
Yesterday: "11 updates available"
*Didn't install them to avoid the restart notification*
Today: "No updates available"
😒7 -
Colleague: You know something about Java, right?
I: Yes..
(colleague shows some FRONTEND JAVASCRIPT and asks a question about it, FYI i am a BACKEND JAVA dev)
🙄😒2 -
Literally translates to : } Do not change requirments at 9pm on Friday that PO aint your father-in-law 😒..
😛😂
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TFW someone tells you that you're not a "real frontend developer" and then repeatedly asks for CSS help... 😒3
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Humble Request:
If you are going to close the issue please have the courtesy to share your solution first 😒4 -
I hate sharing something that I made and that I think is super cool with my non-dev friends and then they're like "yeah so? doesn't look that hard."
😒😒2 -
> Open private browsing on Firefox on my Debian laptop
> Find ML Google course and decided to start learning in advance (AI and ML are topics for next semester)
**Phone notifications: YouTube suggests Machine Learning recipes #1 from Google**
> Not even logged in on laptop
> Not even chrome
> Not even history enabled
> Not fucking even windows
😒😒😒
The lack of privacy is fucking infuriating!
....
> Added video to watched latter
I now hate myself for bitting
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Manager: "We're gonna have to work over the weekend to add this shiny new feature!"
Me: "Peanuts and Incentives included?"
Manager: "No, but you get job satisfaction!"
Me: 😒4 -
Just when you are done working and want to relax so you start the pc, and this shows. Tableflip. 😒
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Ever typed something, checked again, posted it and days later realized there is a typo despite your second check and autocomplete? 😒😒😒15
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When someone comes to your desk and asks "did you get my slack message".... Which they sent 23 seconds ago 😒4
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Just got made redundant 😒
Anyone need a web dev in Melbourne?
I have desirable skills such as working myself out of a job..9 -
Fuuuck!! I'm 20 days into vacation and all I can thing is that fucking bug that I have to solve when I come back... Most stressful vacation ever 😒😓😬😬4
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When your peer dev is ++'ing your shit on devRant instead of git pushing the project so you can work on it too 😒 @filipe0957
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I unfriended every person at work on my Facebook except 2. I don’t know how I let my social media become so open to folks I work with. 😒3
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I really want to make my own anonymous blog, but I am scared that someone will expose me after I write there something recognisable. 😒15
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OutfofMemoryError thrown while trying to throw OutfofMemoryError; no stack trace available.
What the.... ????
😒4 -
Instagram just imported my birthday from my Facebook, which btw, was not specifically linked when I used to post on Facebook.
Mark Fucking Fuckface Fuckerberg's team is destroying Instagram now. Ffs. 😒😒
Why is everyone okay with this invasion of privacy? And when is telegram launching an image sharing platform?30 -
Return to office, return of the haikus:
Returned to office.
Time for the daily standup
On Microsoft Teams. 😒1 -
!rant
I can never get over this 😥
We were taught 5-6 subjects of electrical or mechanical engineering in out freshman year 😃 and our course is called "computer science and engineering".
We had ONE subject in the whole fucking year that was related to the course,called "introduction to computer"!!!!
The second semester of the freshman year had no subject remotely close to computers, but yeah we learnt about thermodynamics and beams and Trusses and motors and welding 😒.
They should have also told us what we are supposed to do with that knowledge 😒.
What's the point!!!!
Will is make us a mechanical engineer 😒?
Also have you forgotten we are here to learn about computers and not about the tension in the rope of the pulley 😒?
Also we have no subjects,in the 4 year course about actual development 😃 not even old school web development.
Fucking hate this shit20 -
I'm soooo glad that the Google Drive team isn't one of those that always puts "But fixes and performance improvements." 😒
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When your devs comment their pull request "fixed" but fail to push the fix to the remote... For the 5th time in a row. 💩😒
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Teaching a beginner (though in 40's) Git and GitHub is somehow annoying!
Cause they won't follow the instructions 😂😒9 -
When the company spamming is also the service provider but fails to gracefully handle requests on their service 😒
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What the actual fuuuuuuck?! Google, can you just stop making improooovments on ui that is making your apps work/look like shit?!
Fuck I'm pissed.. 😒4 -
Coworker: Now you have "Windows" of opportunity to use Linux.
Me: 😑😒 wipe that smirk off your face.
CW: 😉1 -
CMS: Library not detected
Me: Argh!
Check permissions
CMS: Library not detected
Me: Everytime, you F***er!
Download different version
CMS: Library not detect
Me: WTF!!!
20 minutes later....
...
wrong server😒3 -
The fucker complains when someone doesn't write unit tests, meanwhile he tops any new code he writes with a @codeCoverageIgnore annotation ... 😒😒7
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Why download xcode9?
You'll have tons of free time to browse devRant
Apparently Apple understood the No Freeze as More Freeze 😒😒😒😒😒2 -
While browsing friend finding apps I realized that I'm actually a lame person.
Wow. Thanks technology. Defo needed that leg up to the noose. 😒23 -
Vendor we('re forced to) work with, as we share a client. This is in their stylesheet. Fuck SEO best practices, amirite?! 😒
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Dear arbitrary online video tutorial. It is pronounced "et-cetera" and not "ek-cetera"... While we're at it, it's not pronounced "dekstop" either. 😒1
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Sometimes i wonder, why do big companies write horrible api, it feels like they don't want beginners to even touch them 😒3
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*learning HTML*
*Finds a nice example for tables*
*Scrolls down then instantly close the page*
He is using IE8 IN 2014 😓😒
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LinkedIn : hey there is a job that matches your search.
Me: ok, let's see it !
Job: Matched skills: 0 out of 10.
Thanks LinkedIn 😒2 -
The moment when you think your almost done and then you realize you wrote a major portion of your program wrong and have to rewrite it.
😒2 -
Damn it gitpush focus when type the damn password!! I locked my self out of my server again 😭
Time to visit the portal and login 😒6 -
Has anyone ever quit a job because of a horrible boss? I just quit my internship for that very reason. Ppl, of course, are saying that I shouldn't have. 😒8
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Trying to teach my brother basic python and JavaScript but that little shit insists on using scratch instead! 😒1
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If my stomach start rumbling in the middle of the next zoom meeting, I'm prepared to commit Seppuku on zoom.
Can't take being more embarrassed. 😒
/jk8 -
Opened an old document using Office, tried hours to move around the document but couldn't.
Then realised, I was pressing 'h', 'j', 'k' and 'l'.
😒😒2 -
And just when I was having a shut eye, my mom woke me up, because WiFi wasn't working..😒
> Half asleep
> No coffee1 -
When I am asked to do something and the next day same person asks to change what was changed the day before.
For fuck sake do a prototype and fucking change that and not the actual fucking code 😒😒😒 -
Corporate IT blocks all network traffic, whitelists port 80 and 443 😡
... cos port number is the best predictor of security threats, amirite? 😒
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After ranting about the Google play search, I just noticed that devRants tag search is even worse. not even close!
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Python syntax is almost like KARMA! 😒😓
Karma is "what you do is what you get" while
Python syntax is "what you see is what you get"1 -
Decided to work from home today to get some solid work done, and I now get a fucking guy with a leaf blower right outside our place!
😒😡1 -
SOLID and KISS principles are necessary when building enterprise apps. Some people don’t think about design and make things complicated when it should be simple. 😒1
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Nothing like working for a company who's "stocks have never been better" but then stiffs you on your annual bonus 😒
Surprised, no. Disappointed, you bet.2 -
Legit have to control myself not responding to subtle sarcasm or passive aggressiveness in people's rant or comments with utter salt and shade. 😒😒😒
Note to self: Live and let die.11 -
When you're using any Android or Windows phone and passerby asks "Is that an iPhone? That looks like an iPhone".
😒4 -
"Are you enjoying this app?
Don't forget to review this app on the store!"
yeah, i did... until this popped up. 😒2 -
Dear world:
For you headphones are for music for devs they mean: shut the fuck up and let me code 😒
I hope world understands this shit -
Stop being high, Monster! Why the heck should I apply to a SENIOR developer position when my skills/experience are of a graduate?!
Job seeking site being troll... 😒2 -
You have 10 notices that your rant had gotten a ++, but the total score has only gone up by one.
😒2 -
Have you ever ask something on StackOverflow and someone flag your question as duplicated but he doesn't know what your question is really about! 😒😊2
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So today Mozilla updated Firefox just to include an incomplete downloads tab? Dafuq are they thinking 😒2
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I feel some type of way when i see someone type in the correct url for a website in the search bar and then click the link in the results. WHY!? 😒2
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I was playing with GitHub API for some time. Then limit for requests was exceeded 😒 then I just restarted my router and got new IP and continued playing 😛1
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Finally after wondering for hours why the constructor of a class does not get called...i notice that constructor don't fucking accept a return value data type (void)...😡😒8
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When facebook and youtube adds are nothing but clients you built websites for.😒
Someone needs to update their algorithm to more than just 'how many times you visited a website before.' -
Just got asked to fix a friend of my mom’s (whom I have met all of once) brother’s computer. 😒
It’s a stereotype and it’s so frigging true. -
So, I got myself into digital art because I wanna make webtoons or manga or whatever you want to call it. It seems fun and doable as a second job.
I still struggle drawing cartoonish characters, as opposed to real characters, where give me a few hours of proper attention and focus and I can give you a masterpiece. 😒😒😒
I suck, I know. 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️6 -
making 3 branches because the client can't make an app logic changing decision while he still demands big features 😒1
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It could be a very normal sunday, but then my sisters Mac don't want to boot 😒
I had to replace the hdd
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Create form functioning to facilitate client's whim because they need it yesterday. 2 days later they are still working out the wording for the confirmation page.
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Helped dad around the house yesterday. It made me feel a tad less depressed, until this morning when I looked at job ads again. 😒10
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Annoying thing when your accuracy is going up but your val_acc is sticking around 0.0000000000{many zeros later}01
😒 Somebody shoot this bitch!5 -
Copies the project from one pc to another,Android studio be like i should dump all the errors unnecessaraily even though there are none😒4
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My favorite thing is searching a problem on Stack Overflow, and the only example you find was solved by fixing a simple syntax error.
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Having a static class in C# with 20 variables of generic type: ArrayList with zero documentation to know type of array content 😒1
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Since when are developers supposed to write story scenarios? Isn't that what I'm supposed to be working from?
😒1 -
I hate it because it is not properly visible from back and also why in this world you would do that...😒😒
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I asked for a little whipped cream...
Guess the barista was using equality operators instead of identity operators.
😒
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After (allegedly) coronavirus infection I'm still constantly tired and unmotivated to even eat a week after all symptoms disappeared.
Yay me 😒17 -
Today ... Like other day i wake up. And go satisfy all the need of my client in the chat .. and remove what i made and unmade and made and unmade and made and change color and more at left and more at top add padding bottom and unmade and made and save and clear cache and unmade and clear cache and made and change color.
You see the shiti pattern now
😒😒😒😒😔😔😔😔😑2 -
Alike wizards are frowned upon to use magic in front of muggles, we developers are to do the same with our programming jokes.
Those muggles shit never get my sorting jokes 😒😒4 -
I fucking hate when my project manger makes me do demos on sprint reviews. I have enough fucking things to focus on. I don’t need this extra pressure. Fuck this. I hate public speaking. He thinks that it helps me to grow. Fuck him. 😒😒😒😒3
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Yay for decommissioning an entire building network. Had plenty of time to prepare, yet we are now frantically shutting it down on the one day we have to do it. 😒
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So, today this robot really didn't want to move how I want it to move. 😒
Tomorrow, again, I guess.
Smh.
*sobs in robot voice*17 -
Sitting here in Brazil watching everyone getting their stickers and knowing it will take at least 4 months to receive mine... 😬😤😒😓😓😭😭9
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When the team comprises of you and in the presentation you can see 7 more people standing by your side nodding their heads 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒2
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Started dicking around with RasPi-Cam this evening for a college project, it tells me the camera module hasn't been detected. 😶😒😕
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I am bored with what I m doing at my office.. I am solving only bugs.. and nobody is ready to assign me good work 😒.. fk man1
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Sigh, I have this terrible habit where I make and run my code in the same command. I'll spend an hour wondering why my bug fix didn't work and it's because the make never succeeded, but the code runs anyways. 😒😒😒4
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!rant
I hate the feeling when you're creating an app then the designers provided you a mockups that aren't intuitive, it makes me lazy to code 😒2 -
I adore working from home. However there is one negative I’ve found and that is moving my wheeled chair on carpet 😒5
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*Something wrong happens*
Windows - "Send crash report to Microsoft"
Me - "Really? That's your solution? Coz nothing ever got fixed😒"1 -
Sometimes I think My company thinks like Hadoop ,
Instead of getting a experienced guy like 10 years exp . Let's take 5 with 2 years exp which should be more efficient !! 😒1 -
I am on a conference call and I have this system admin saying it is hard to create a Windows virtual server. And so it starts... *eye roll* 😒😒😒
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Email: "Thanks for applying to this position, after you complete this technical test, please let us know via email."
Me: Dude! I didn't even apply for that position, stop spamming 😒3 -
Nothing like trying to fix a product breaking bug in someone else's code that just ran off on vacation for a week. 😒1
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When you spend an hour trying to figure out why your rsync command isn't working, then you realise it's because Raspbian doesn't have rsync in it by default 😒2
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When react says "Module Not Found" then you realise that you have to add a period infront of the forward slash 😒
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That moment when a peer who is pretty tough on you during code reviews is super easy on others 😒. Just annoying7
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The ability to vertically align in css correctly. On my first try.
That would save me a world of headaches... 😒5 -
I hate that I can't use python everywhere. My professor just told me that I can't just "import essay" 😒
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Literally facepalm when seeing my company coding used Email as an identity to retrieve profile data etc. Yet the profile is allow user to interchange their email.
What is this kind sorcery is this? Why don't just plainly use the UID to retrieve profile instead, as simple as that. Is UNIQUE!!!
😒😒😒 F5 -
Iphone 8, 8+ and X. Rants anyone🤷🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️? I'm just pissed they're trying to imitate Samsung and still claiming "new feature"😒
Drop yours👇👇5 -
When you're presenting your first ever real project to your boss and the presentation PC comes up with a "Unsupported major.minor version 52.0" Exception 😒
Thanks Java..2 -
Getting too attached with the code you wrote and later realising that you have to erase the whole thing and write again just because your team lead didn't like it! 😒
#FeelingSick2 -
Got my new Thinkpad T480s today. First i was happy then i saw that the display has an offset and isn't centred 😒
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SHIT my hard drive
Oh wait just didn't close my coke bottle properly ...
I totally freaked out for 5 minutes until I figured it out...😒3 -
On an interview they told me to do a simple Todo app with angular and one of them said cheat if you want but just get it don't in a week! 😒1
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read this somewhere , the new file viewer in Linux is "less" which is improved upon older "more". Because it's philosophy is , "less is more" 😒2
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Fuck you PuPHPet 😒😣
php doesn't work in apache after all the trouble i went to get Puphpet to work with vagrant. Not sure how this supposed to improve the work flow if i have to spend a day trying to make it work.
Maybe I'm missing something coz I'm still new to vagrant stuff. But geez... Isn't these kind of things supposed to make your god damned life easier 😒 -
For 2 weeks or more testing our app .. everything is perfect.
Deployment date .. hell break loose 😒😣😫😫😫😫 -
You know that moment when you write a long code, then you undo many times to see something that was before, and when you "ctrl+y".......
Just happened
😒5 -
When am trying to explain my app to potential client. And he behaves as he knows this app way better than me ? 😒1
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Bored????😒
The quick way to kill your boredom is to🤔
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Kill yourselves so you won't be punished for killing boredom.😆4 -
Wordpress is such a slow shit!!! It doesn't matter how many plugins for optimization do you use, this shit is always slow! why this kind of tech has to exist in many places of the internet 😒😒6
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Currently working on a 2.0 version of a program because I know the 1.0 version will be lame😒
That, and 2.0 makes something actually sound good3 -
Mum: you can't figure out how to close the latch on that window, what sort an engineer are you?!
Me:😒1 -
Biggest disturbance would be a colleague, but even worse if one of those colleagues has a vacuum cleaner 😒3
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FFS THIS SHIT ALWAYS HAPPENS
i got a cool idea i wanted to start working on with some friends maybe open source project ... (i like to think my ideas are cool ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ) i do some research reading and i find something close or the exact same shit i was thinking about already in Kickstarter 😒😒😒😒4 -
Why does the Android development environment keeps resetting? It’s been three times now. Pinche Android castroso de cagada 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒2
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When someone starts of the conversation with...do you know anything about iOS SDKs 😒😒😒😒? You want me to do your project? No Thank you!1
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Imagine being on holidays on monday like some elitist pleb.
* This post was sponsored by "First day back" gang 😒 -
When you have to explain your classmate why $("a").someJakeWearyFunction() works and "a".someJakeWearyFunction() not. This should decimate lot not have taken the whole hour to figure out😒
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Microsoft makes the Disk Cleanup tool an optional install for Servers as part of "Desktop Experience" but crams that gawd-awful MetroUI at you by default... 😒 😡2
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Have you ever need "modify/edit" button in your real world in talking??!
I told my GF a memory which I had with my frnds. It was about drinking and hangOver. She said "You didn't tell that to me!!" I said "I said that before! " again she said "No you didn't!!!" At that moment I was just looking for a modify/edit button!!!😒😒 -
Anyone on here familiar with labveiw
My school's robotics team uses it and I'm now in charge of programming and my predecessor 'forgot' to teach me or anyone else the basics 😒😒
The team is for the FIRST robotics FRC competition
Some resources to learn a decent amount quickly would be appreciated
Thank you for your time
Please help I want to start learning before February when building begins (or is it January (I don't know anymore))
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