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IntelliJ sounds like Taylor Swift

I don't do that often, but...

PHP doesn’t scale. Riiiiiight. Wikipedia runs entirely on PHP and is the fifth most visited site on the internet. There’s also this little site called Facebook that uses PHP, ever heard of it?

PHP is slow. Sure, old PHP can be slow. The argument is about as sound is saying that OS X is a terrible OS because my first Apple IIe was slow. PHP 7 is plenty fast, even three time faster than Python.

https://hackernoon.com/php-is-dead-...

Our production DBA be like

This is what JavaScript designers must have thought

vs vs eclipse

Yesterday, I had a meeting to prepare today's meeting, which goal is to prepare tomorrow's meeting... 😣

Js frontend
Js backend
Js mobile apps
Js desktop apps
What's next? Js kernel?

Seebotschat is a "living" proof that AI probably wont take over anytime soon 😂

Not a rant but I'm too excited not to post it. I proposed, she said yes!

Drunken Developers

When you watch hunger games and wonder how the database works

Some neighbour has great sense of humour