i feel like a fucking failure, I am so tired of programming, i dont even like it anymore, and all my coworkers are programmer gods. I feel like a burden. Part of it might be imposter syndrome but for the most part its true.

A team blacklisted a series of words in order to prevent XSS. Obviously they failed terribly. Like they filtered 'alert(' and crap like that. Like a hacker is going to alert stuff using xss. I opened a bug to their team.

Oh my god I lost my stickers and I had only used one 😨

South Park saw the end of internet coming, just you wait.

I dont have a twitter

Its important to read the ToS

I just went to pee and I spent like 10 minutes reading devrant and I got paid for it.

Yes I pee sitting.

try {
RiskyFunction()
//a gazillion lines more
}
catch() {}

//Wow! The app is not breaking anymore!

No man's sky: I can imagine the devs fighting management and marketing letting them know that what they were selling was bullshit and they be like 0 fucks given.

If weekdays were languages monday would be cobol

Anyone here here has used pluralsight? Really powerful platform for learning IT stuff, I have learned tons with it

Just wondering any of you has seen automated tests in a CI machine? Theyre not reliable enough to be running all the time because many times its just an empty error amd its tedious to investigate and wastes lots of time

Feeling stupid as fuck in a group programming with our lead engineer (and Im the one driving). Tell me Im not useless :(

I hate you Internet Explorer. You can seriously go die in a fucking fire.

Hey man can you fix my tv, computer, toaster, phone, or hack this phone i found, can you hack me a wifi, can you make me a website/app i have a really good idea. (For free of course)
Hey man you only need a good idea for an app then become rich.
(Insert countless of other retarded requests here)

Someone kill me

Them fart concerts in the bathroom after lunchtime

Getting back a task bc the code reviewer didnt like the formatting fml

Dat $15 dollar game maker humble bundle, I dont know if I will ever need it but damn it feels gud.