Okay i'm done - YOU FUCKING ANDROID STUDIO MORONS. Being at a high level in C++, I tried to do some android coding. THERE ARE FUCKING NO GOOD TUTORIALS, NO GOOD DOCS, HECK, THE SELF GENERATED CODE OF THE IDE IS WRONG: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON YOU FUCKING MORONS?
oh wait, let me first import android.widgets.rant;
or was it android.widgets.devrant.rant; or was it android.dr.rant.RantManager;?

Oh wait, I know lets search the docs?
OH WAIT THE DOCUMENTATION DOESNT HAVE THAT.
NOW HOW ABOUT I JUST TRY THE EXAMPLE CODE? WELL UH-UH! YOU HAVE TO FIND OUT YOURSELF WHAT TO IMPORT IN ORDER FOR IT TO WORK. ALSO, WHAT FUCKING UP WITH THAT PERMISSION SYSTEM? ITS SO BADLY DOCUMENTED!!!

Oh wait, I'm sure that I have to change something in this file... or was it that other file?

GOD
how dare they have style and design guidelines?
MORONS!

I will resort to implement my app idea in godot, idc anymore... I don't want to burn out because I used the "official high standard" tech.

it definitely isn't high standard and definitely not good. Thank you morons@google

THANK YOU FOR NOTHING

A FRAMEWORK WHERE I NEED 2 DAYS TO FIGURE OUT TO ADD EVENT LISTENERS TO MY THINGS IS DEFINITELY NOT ONE I'D LIKE TO USE.

also, whats up with

AudioRecord (int audioSource, int samplerateInHz, int channelConfig, int audioFormat, int bufferSizeInBytes);

ARE WE BACK IN THE C ERA? CAN'T YOU BE BOTHERED TO IMPLEMENT SOME SIMPLE FUCKING ENUMS????

WHATS THE POINT OF AN OOP LANGUAGE IF YOU ARE GOING TO USE IT LIKE C?

Oh wait I found a tutorial ... First trigger: "java scripts". Second trigger: this guy LITTERALLY ONLY TEACHES YOU HOW TO PLACE WIDGETS ON THE CANVAS. THANKS FOR NOTHING SHERLOCK!

Oh btw: did you know that android studio gives the best error messages?
"Error: illegal start of expression"
NO ERROR MESSAGE - NOTHING!
YOU BETTER USE THE IDE OR YOU GO HOME YOU FUCKER!!!

Oh and btw: if you want to read the best documentation - the code itself YOU GOTTA AGREE TO OR TERMS OF SERVICE!!!! WE DONT WANT ANYBODY TO BECOME SUCCESSFUL WITHOUT US KNOWING!!!!!

THANK YOU GOOGLE FOR NOTHING!
YOU FUCKERS!

thanks godot for *atleast* existing. You are the... last pick i'd pick, but :shrug:, I have experienced android studio now.

If anybody has any advice on what to use instead, please go ahead. And you better not tell me how good you are at android studio. I DONT CARE ABOUT WHAT YOU CAN IMPLEMENT IN ANDROID STUDIO. I JUST WANT SOMETHING THAT IS USABLE WITHOUT HAVING TO BE EXTRA CAREFUL WHEN DOING *ANYTHING*!!!!

fuckers.

This is my favorite sticker because the stick(er) men are always hard at work trying to fix my OCD.

I don't have any laptop stickers. I don't know if that makes me insane or one of the non-crazy people. I just don't like the idea of turning my laptop into a Nascar of tech companies/frameworks/bad Linux jokes. Not to mention stickers can be a real pain to get off.

The fact that we can’t control all the functions and organs in our body means that we don’t have admin privileges.

My Ruby is not dead sticker.

Because I designed it after I got a very friendly offer from a big sticker printing company to get 50 of them for free. I was so fed up with people here repeating the "Ruby is dead" sentence to people who ask about learning Ruby, believing that's true without knowing the actual story behind this sentence, just because they read it at other places without understanding it.

I just had a developer tell me “I’m switching the language of the project from React to HTML”...................... ok.

Now I know why I failed the employment exam

“Senator we run ads”
and
“Much sticker, much awesome”

PH got hit with a 5.7 magnitude earthquake and the design team just paused like a freaking statue, frontend devs just continued working, backend devs are just laughing, and the management panic like hell. My office/coworkers are weird

who's your most chill person on devrant?
I have a few but I don't want to be weird since i've been here for less than 2 months.

Favorite stickers are definitely the double-take-inducing stickers I made myself. Here's an AMD in Intel style sticker. I also made AMD Radeon in Nvidia GTX style, and vice versa of both of those. Plus an Intel Potato Inside, and Intel HD Graphics in Nvidia style.

They hold up better than the actual Nvidia stickers, although the color is a little off.

How to get funding? Powered by AI.

how a programmer seeks for a girlfriend...

Woooo now the whole 4 sprites move! After 4 failed attemps it feels nice and snappy!

Got my tax return and am upgrading the ram in my PC from 8GB to 24GB. Can't wait to run even more tabs in Chrome!

You know you're an odd wanker when an earthquake is literally shaking your tits off and you debate yourself whether you should go to the ground floor or just take a fucking nap.

Oh my fucking god, Earth. As soon as I finished fapping my pubes off, I switched to Sublime to continue my work and voila, some Titan fucks the soil in the butthole and now the ground is shaking. I thank you for the courtesy of letting me finish before cumming yourself.

Somehow, I think it makes the most sense to stay in my unit. I live in the 45th floor and there's no way I'm taking the stairs. Getting trapped in the elevator would be better, as stupid as that may sound. I wish I could say I got into the elevator because I got scared but truth be told, I just watched a french fry addiction documentary this morning and I got hungry after some fap session.

I regret the decision because the elevator was full and stopped at every floor from the 45th floor to the ground. Now I'm just here in the lobby wishing I had taken that nap. Dying on my sofa while cuddling my dildo in my sleep is better than this. Better than that old couple scene from Titanic.

Damn, I need to find some sort of respect for my life.

Context: I deleted my story about meeting a girl at a party because I felt ashamed of what I wrote.

To those that had the chance to read the story:
I said she did not seem very clever, well it turns out she is a genius with IQ to prove it and she is actually really pretty... the only problem is she also has schizophrenia which resulted in her having to take really strong medication that made her gain 3-times her own weight in under half a year... but she is recovering now and she has been given a different medication.
She is infinitely cute and it would hurt me forever if I said to her to only stay friends with benefits... soo, yeah, I have a girlfriend, after 3 years of being alone 😊

Just ignore it......

Set-up my computer in the other room for the first time in nearly a year just now. Turn it on, and Kablamo! Updating Steam.

https://comic.browserling.com/15