Message from God to Python developers

Harry Potter and Python (?)

You know you have hired a Python programmer do Java when .....

Basically most of the python scripts I've seen.

Ayyyy gotta love Python

Python is going to die

Python...

😰 If Python was a python

That weird moment when you don't understand what ++ or -- means in devRant cause you Python developer

Learned Python by working 6 year with it. The first tool I made in my spare time was a porn playback helper.

I need python

thanks Python

Overheard this guy talking to his friends about Python.

Guy: "Have you seen Python?? You basically just talk to the computer. There's no variables. You just go 'a = 2' and you can print 'a' and it'll give you 2! And there's no imports or anything!"

Ladies and gentlemen...Python.

So I've started my Python adventure and made an app that lets me know what's my next lesson in school. It shows lesson, subject and time.

Learning python!!

Team: Finishes SudoCode.

PM: Great, now let’s convert our sudo code to python.

Team: SudoCode.py

Java + Python = Kotlin?
😂😂😂

Tip: pretty print json file using:

cat file.json | python -m json.tool

Everyday portion of smart questions on facebook python group

:p Python rocks

One of our GOVERNMENT ICT papers had a python code with no indentation at all

Learning Python with Python.

Wrote a python script to fetch details of amazon products to monitor price differences.
The script is only 50 lines, which is why I love python!

found out a pic about python errors

I used the python to destroy python

Inventor of Python: "Let's make the syntax annoyi....different. Let's make it different."

"I think I need to reinstall my python on ubuntu"

* proceeds to remove python
* ubuntu breaks
* tries to fix ubuntu
* ubuntu no longer goes to desktop
* cries
* tries not to cry
* cries a lot

Yeah moral of the story is never uninstall python (at least for ubuntu, idk other linux distros)

Biggest annoyance is people aren't switching to Python 3 fast enough.

Started python.

>Starts learning/coding in python for two days straight.
> Two days later goes into C programming class.
> Prof. Displays my screen as we go through a program as a class.
> Starts typing in Python
> Can't turn off Python mode until halfway through class.

!rant
Just wanna say..

C++ is love,
Python is life.

Thank you.

When you love python too much..

python

Python is epic

~$ python
Python 3.6.4
>>> 'python3' <3
RelationshipError: I have a boyfriend.

We can do this easily in python...

No, still do it in Java ...

Why Does Python lives on Land?

Because it is above C level

Some back info that you need to know for this rant:
1) I am a Canadain, so I spell 'color' like: colour.
2) Americans spell 'colour' like color.

Today I was debugging a Python file that I and my team of Americans and Canadians were working on. I ran the code and got an error that one of our variables was named incorrectly. I searched the code up and down for 3+ hours looking for the issue. After taking my lunch break I came back and read the file again. Then I realized it: I had started working on one part spelling color like colour, and then an American finished the project, spelling colour like color, so there were two different variables. This really pissed me off because we could have fixed it by deciding on a language before we started the project. I fixed it quickly and now we have a new rule at the office: always use American English when naming variables.

Moral of the story: decide which language to use for variables when working on a multi-national team.

#python #friends reference

Do you want Python 4?

Me when I tried to switch from Python to Java:

Why so much extra stuff??

Not a rant.
Just a Python appreciation post.

appreciate python. 🐍

Haven't written Python in months. Noe I have to go back through a couple hundred lines and remove all the ;s 😂😂

God, Python is so good for little scripts. I love it dearly.

In love with Python

Not gonna lie. Automate the Boring Stuff With Python lives up to the hype.

You know you're fucked up when you want data that is nested inside 7 python dictionaries.

pyRant!!!

What is Python?

Me: Python is sweet,robust and Productive
Others: Python is snake
Me: Sickheads😈😈😈

Writing "every other f*****g language" after Python is pure frustration

!rant, The Zen of Python

Anyone else here hating Python 2 but loving Python 3?

Python syntax <3

I have the strange feeling my teammate likes python more...

Python 3.8 now has "the walrus operator"

:=

I find it ironic that some python devs hate on nodejs because of npm modules. But then go ahead and create a virtual environment for every new python project.

She: You are ' ; ' to my code
Me: Sorry, I code in Python

programming in python

Python

Not sure Python is really that much easy !🤣🤣

Java 0 | Python 1

Learning Python... let's do this :)

First project. Web crawler.

from phone import Camera
from animals import Python

camera = Camera()
python = Python()

camera.take(python)
camera.showImage()

Moving on from Python 😌

Fuck python and its stupid fucking imports.

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

Multithreading in python

I once added a semicolon at the end of a line when coding in Python.

I’ve brought shame on my family.

That fantastic feeling when you switch from java to python.

Python would say:

"You do not simply write the pseudocode. I am the pseudocode."

Today's archiviements: publish my first Python package
I made it to control my Mipow BT Le lightbulb, package name python-mipow

When everyone keeps talking about missing semicolons, but you use Python...

Python programming

My python scripts are always good... until I run them

The sad day has come people... Anyone who knows me; knows that python and PHP are not my favourite of things...

But I've decided to try and work towards getting a Dev position at my current work place... That required PHP and python knowledge

Gonna be honest, better pay but have to use PHP and python or kill myself is a very tough choice...

Freshers before Python 101 be like

All python in one picture!

came across this in a python blog!

newbies programming in python

Don't learn python, instead learn java....

Two weeks later, tell me which source is best for learning python

Started learning python couple of days back.

My feelings right now

How the fuck I miss this language for so long time?

Yay python shirt!

Python is googled more than KIM KARDASHIAN in 2018 !

2018 dev goal #1: ✔️

This week I learned Python 3, as in most of the syntax. Not yet any development, but that will come tomorrow onwards.

Oh, and I hate the funky type system, which is almost non existent and so flexible that I don't know if it's just bad or I simply don't see why I should want it this way.

Please enlighten me why you think Python is great or just plain snake crap.

Did I mention snake case being common practice? And that Python doesn't know real private properties, methods, etc.? How does that work?

I have achieved true python zen

More import statement lines than actual lines of code

I've been a Python user and contributor for 10+ years. Somehow, after seeing so many fights on the Python mailing lists in the past few months, I have mixed feelings about the language itself.

The binary on my laptop is still the same, but using it feels different.

I tried to compare Python and Julia by letting them calculate the first 200000000 prime numbers. The result is dumbfounding.
Python: 95.91282963752747 seconds
Julia: 3.847882271

I think I’m starting to like Python very much. After mainly using C# it feels... Refreshing?

I just fell in love with python !

So after exactly 30 minutes of building a basic interpreter (yes I'm back on the interpreter wagon) in python, I have once again come to the conclusion that python can go fuck itself with its backwards and inconsistent syntax with needlessly over worked and backwards data structures...

Would rather work in fucking COBOL at this stage...

one of my client said, Python is confusing....

then i show him some Java code....

Writing JavaScript after Python is surprisingly frustrating

I shouldn't be using Python with any Japanese related project (＞人＜;)

What's your favorite IDE for python? (I actually use sublime 😝)

The only Parseltongue I speak is Python!
:)

A python programming class

How to spot a developer in a bunch of people?

Just shout Python sucks!!

Time to learn some more python:)

Importing modules in python is the biggest shit i have done in my life. ALWAYS SOMETHING IS NOT FOUND. I have no fuckin clue who came up with this shit. I fuckin hate python for that so so much
EASY LANGUAGE GO TO HELL

Rivalry of 21st century

Java v/s Python

Python Programming

What do you guys think of "PyDE" for a python IDE?

How to explain “What is a Python environment?” to some PhD candidates that don’t have experience in programming?
I will teach Python this semester and I am trying to come up the right explanation.

TIL Python doesn't really give a fuck about semicolons -.-

So after spending the past couple years almost exclusively using C# and Unity I decided to come back* to Python for no real reason except wanting a change of pace.

I almost ripped my hair out backspacing semicolons I kept putting in out of force of habit after having worked in C# for so long

Well guess what... I just learned (purely by accident)... Python couldn't care less. I feel internal conflict if that makes sense.

TBH now I'm randomly putting in semi-colons at the end of some statements just because I can and I want to abuse this freedom ^_^

Yeah yeah it's not very "pythonic" or pretty but screw that

* I started programming in Python back in high-school but switched over to C# + Unity after graduating and pursuing indie-gamedev.

Note: After some searching I realize you can use semicolons to have multiple statements on the same line but I never really needed to do that during my time with Python so I didn't even remember it was even a thing

The great thing about Python is that this actually runs

Going to python from using java. I miss ;

Go is the new Python

Dear devs,

I’ve been seeing a lot of comments bashing python. I’d like to know the moment when you went “wow fuck this shit” with python.

My biggest gripe is in large ish projects, because of the dynamic typing things are so hard to debug and narrow down. If it had static typing then python would be the best, but then if it had it it wouldn’t be python in the first place I’d venture.

Go!

Swap variable without temporary variable
meanwhile C:
a=a+b
b=a-b
a=a-b

while python:
a,b=b,a

Python be like:B*tch Please

Python syntax is almost like KARMA! 😒😓
Karma is "what you do is what you get" while
Python syntax is "what you see is what you get"

Loop in python

Just deployed my first ever public system.
Whoever said python and flask can't scale be my guest

Should I learn python?

If yes, why? Where, when, how can I apply it?

If no, why not?

Programming with Python

I wanted to rant but I just been moved from a governemental project in Python 2, to a shiny one on Python 3. Have a good day you too!

What do you think about Python?

What the absolute hell is going on with Python 3 releases?? Can anyone explain this

Python 3.5.9 - Nov. 2, 2019
Python 3.5.8 - Oct. 29, 2019
Python 3.7.5 - Oct. 15, 2019
Python 3.8.0 - Oct. 14, 2019
Python 3.7.4 - July 8, 2019
Python 3.6.9 - July 2, 2019
Python 3.4.10 - March 18, 2019
Python 3.5.7 - March 18, 2019

Anybody loves python? I don't know why, but the more I use python, the more I seem to hate it. Specially the poor naming of the functions are just horrible! specially when you've been following the #CleanCodePrinciple strictly.

Let me give some example:
What does even "len" or "str" mean normally? is it a variable or a function? can anybody imagine?
where as in Java or JavaScript it is array.length and anyValue.toString()
anybody can understand what these things are, whether a variable or a function.

in python some functions are like "dothisorthat" and some are "do_this_or_that" some are "doThisOrThat". I mean, why can't you just follow an unified rule?

and there's this fragmentation between python 2 and 3! whether in stackoverflow or in youtube/udemy, a lot of them used python 2 and some uses python 3. I mean, can't they have some BackworkSupports?

I'm dong it again:
Just learning Python to teach it to someone else.

P.s. I always knew that my hatred of Python was not out of my mere ignorance.

! Rant
Anyone self taught in python that could recommend resources for a complete beginner

everything was going great, I was loving it,

then self happens

why should one pass self (current object refrance) to the constructor in python , why doesn't this keyword exist in python.

coming from java I always forget to add it.

just WHY?????

Nothing ruins my day like having to touch up python scripts. I'm predominantly a Java dev and never learned Python properly so every time I do it its THE WORST

Finally i started to learn Python. Seems to me a promising language. Btw am a .net developer.

Python or PHP for web? And why?

teaching python...

Switched from Python 2 to Python3 a while ago. The biggest challenge for me is still remembering to use print as a function.

I'm learning python3 right now, advises or exercises to practice? I want to learn machine learning. I'm developng on elixir for now. But I hear good stuff about python.

Started dabbling with Python.... I like it.

that feeling every time you have to override a parent function and call super in python

Typing 'pythong' instead of 'python'

Guys, I have recently made a python package which is published on PyPI.
I am a very junior python lover 😍

Did you know that Python accepts semicolons too? Woo-hoo!

PPAP in python

Error: Can't find Python executable "C:\Users\*****\AppData\Local\Programs\Python\Python36-32\python.EXE", you can set the PYTHON env variable.

hmmm what if I go to that location

Python 3.6.4 (v3.6.4:d48eceb, Dec 19 2017, 06:04:45) [MSC v.1900 32 bit (Intel)] on win32

ಠ_ಠ

Python drives me nuts. Can we just have 1 environment to run python. Virtual environment or conda environment. Hard to switch from notebooks to ide's because you need to reinstall the packages for that environment

My exact reaction when ,I was researching on legacy programming language and their copyrights for my intellectual property rights subject.

Found that
Python was released before Java did.
But the popularity Java claimed was faster than python

Python first release date 20 Feb 1991
Java first release date 23 Jan 1996

Could anyone explain y python gained is momentum later!?

Hated function naming in python, because some functions are like "dothisorthat", some are "do_this_or_that", some are "doThisOrThat", some are, I don't know, what new technique of naming would python devs invent in the near future. Honestly, these naming creeps me out

Python string formatting

Lua rocks.

You know what also rocks?

Moonscript.

Imagine python if python minus the bad parts.

json.dump writing as json.dumps and json.loads as json.load.
just Python thing

python is easiest language to learn and begin with.

I hate this line with my soul.

The fact that I need to convert a dict to a string and then invoke the python parser to read it, feels so wrong!

Python :

Does anyone actually use another language that isn’t python for automation?

Python.. I seriously thought we understood each other but I guess it's all over now.💔

Anyone else tired of the good old "Python 3.x will never be useful blahblahblah everyone uses 2.7 yadayadayada" bullshit?

What do python developer's store their food in

I hate python.

Who thought that creating a language that doesn't provide any backwards compatibility whatsoever without a way of managing versions is a good idea?

I always thought that "double equals" and "is" meant the same thing in python.

Now, this is some next level shit in python (or I just don't know about it yet).
Anyway, I only discovered this thing lately

Python decided to write unrelated unfunny memes on their official downloads page.

Python = 🤡 clowns, confirmed

Python vs java. Pros and cons... Go...

Python. Oh dear Python. Why, oh why, when I have your function with parameters defined as an int, do you blithely accept a string and just go about your merry day? If I wanted you to be able to accept a string I would have let you accept a string. But no, I want ints. Its not a suggestion. Its a demand.

You're dynamically-typed thug life gets on my static-typed backgrounds nerves.

(I am fully aware of the reasons for it and why, but my goodness I do sometimes miss my static-typed compile error languages, rather than pseudocode that accidently compiles python)

Which version of Python are people working with these days? Is there enough support for Python 3.x to use that or is it better to stick with Python 2.7.x for the time being?

Python is the bomb;
Oh wait 🙃

When you show someone one-liners in python

which is better ruby on rails or python and django??

Can someone give me references for building an AI and raspberry pi projects? Python 2 language

Where do I even start???? Python is killing me. I am a beginner when it comes to coding but somehow the indentation in Python gets me every time. No matter how many times I follow a tutorial I always end up with at least one indentation error. How do people do this?!?

python is the most retarded language in the world

Python triumphs😇

I tried to install a simple Python package today for a simple 10 line program and spent over an hour installing dependencies and reading documentation.

After my Python-question was marked as Duplicate on StackOverflow I realized that the problem was wrong indentation....

I cant take python!!!!!

Python stuff for today... the "real" one...

Python learning tips

I teach a Python
I teach Python

I think the latter one is more exciting!

If there's something that makes me want to shoot myself even more than having to work with python, it's python's package management.

"I wanna learn C++. But nah. Python might help. Let's learn Python"

Is it possible to create a windows application, with a GUI, entirely in Python?

switched my language from java to python

When i have to take an hard decision, this python script always helps.

import random
print(random.choice(hardDecisionOfLife))

Python file truncate instead of actually deleting file contents...
there goes a weekend of log backups.. FML

I can do some python. And I am interested in security. How can I Combine them?

Any ideas for a python challenge that doesn't require external libraries

!rant
I am teaching some friends python, so i would you comment here challenges to do in it (eg. Python TicTacToe). All difficulties would be appreciated.

Verbose is such an understatement for a python programmer to describe swift 🧐

Finally found a Python intern am confident to work with.

Anyone using the Coconut variant of Python? Looks like it adds the stuff I want Python to have.

Would be interested in any experiences.

Let's listen to some interesting talks. Also as a starter in Python I am more and more amazed. :D

Should I learn JS or Python?
Python is the better choice for ai as far as I know and I'm interested in learning Django. On the other hand Node.js is great for backend and servers.

I'm learning python for work and trying to see the best practices for python projects. Are there any open source projects of python that anyone can post?

R is so freaking fun, but Python... Geez, what a boring language.

Would you support a proposal to rename the Python language to Horse?

Python list / dict comprehension, one of the numerous reason I truly love python. Simple and powerful abstraction

This happened today !

Mom : Son, there is a python sleeping at the door, I need some help.

Me : Don't worry mom, I have anaconda, type conda activate and then python run. Matter is solved.

Mom : Anaconda ?? 🙄

Meaanwhile Me : Ohh shit, I need to rest 🤣

Guy blackmails the whole scrum team that he wants to work on a python user story, because he loves python and that's what he's good at.

Then in a week writes about a hundred lines of code, didn't hear about pep8 and complains about the speed of the code.

Used re.seach instead of re.match. In half an hour there is a 100x speed-up. He loves python.

I love developing with Python, just... python tries to sneak in!

There's a humble bumble special Python with a 6-month Pycharm pro + 50$ in digital ocean + Fluent Python + talk.python classes + more at 25$.
A portion of the sales go to the Python foundation, it's a super good deal!!!

Ohh! These python beginners ; and sudden use of python for each and every problem!

on my way on learning Python!

The amount of digits Python can handle is staggering...

I stopped at 100 000, because I felt that I had proven my point. That's approximately 330 000 bits! (And yes, I had to use Python to be able to calculate that number)

Doesn't work with floats, though...

Python consistency :/