mystery food science

what happened to this egg

other side

(yes I'm bored, my Internet died and I have to digest all this food and I'm running laaaate but there's nothing I can do aaaa)

You dropped it and it cracked? Not hard enough to shatter, from a short height probably

@TeachMeCode nope came like that

the other egg I chose out of the carton was fine tho

seems like it malformed
hope the chicken is ok

@jestdotty there’s a bird flu epidemic but I bought a box of 60 eggs mmmm never tire of eggs

That's erosion from the shell. It's what happens when eggs and chickens are bred in a terrible environment. Basically it was suck an unhealthy chicken that the shell is so thin and brittle it erodes from itself.

I would consider buying bio/free range chicken eggs to avoid this.

Yep, probably a problem during egg formation in the chicken. Either due to stress or vitamin defficiency, illness or something like that.

it's completely normal. sometimes eggs just get a bit wrinkly during shell formation.

you just almost never see this in bought eggs because those are usually directly sent to industrial use instead of retail.

because people are so far removed from the natural world that even tiny, insignificant abberations from the accustomed default of our Brave New World can be enough to confuse simple people.

`It's a grand${ma/pa/they/them}`

shit, dotty, you're a giant

please, please, if ever we meet, can you piggieback me? It's for purely empirical purposes, I'd like to know what being carried feels like for once

You can work out the age of the tree it grew on by counting the rings.

It came from the chicken's scrotum instead of ovaries?

@MammaNeedHummus I think chickens just have a single multifunctional connector, like USB-C.

It was having sex with a potato.

@Demolishun Don't knock it til you've tried it.

@kobenz lol sure

I'm 5'9"

I think Brazilians are short

used to lift chicks in high school

@TeachMeCode

do you do anything special with them? I kinda want meringue but I never made it and I think I'm too lazy. this egg was used in crepes

and also is people eating eggs raw a myth or why. cuz nutrients get destroyed during cooking ?

@jestdotty I have eaten eggs raw. It made me poultry apathetic. I just didn't give a cluck anymore.

@jestdotty nope, I just fry em on the pan lol

@jestdotty I guess people do eat raw eggs (or indirectly in raw dough), but I wouldn't recommend because of Salmonella :/