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cafecortado

7854

181d

time, the client
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shovethisrant

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181d

drove their car into the
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TeachMeCode

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181d

retirement home
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IHateForALiving

2806

181d

and killed me
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retoor

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181d

But left puff alive because
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IHateForALiving

2806

181d

devs can't count...?
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Lensflare

17095

181d

His cat ate…
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TeachMeCode

5175

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a dead cat
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SoldierOfCode

1802

181d

Then a fox
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SoldierOfCode

1802

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(Also holy shit you people can't count)
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IHateForALiving

2806

181d

could actually count
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retoor

11901

181d

On his lawyer
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SoldierOfCode

1802

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To deliver a
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cafecortado

7854

181d

unit test to
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NeatNerdPrime

4351

181d

Examine court evidence
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NeatNerdPrime

4351

181d

For the murder
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retoor

11901

181d

On professor Dumbledore
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SoldierOfCode

1802

181d

The defendant, Gandalf
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cafecortado

7854

181d

lost his bitcoins
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NeatNerdPrime

4351

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Because of ftx
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NeatNerdPrime

4351

181d

And believing sam
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decp

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181d

accused him of
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cafecortado

7854

181d

shitting so much
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Lensflare

17095

181d

Suddenly b2plane came
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retoor

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181d

@Lensflare on his hot
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NeatNerdPrime

4351

181d

Busted leasing car
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dotenvironment

1107

181d

and dropped his
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retoor

11901

181d

@dotenvironment blonde feminine gf
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Chewbanacas

657

181d

To insert five
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vintprox

5689

181d

notes into pocket
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AceDev

271

181d

just before the
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ViRaS

1985

181d

Asteroid struck earth
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vintprox

5689

180d

to eradicate the
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DamoMac

608

180d

increasing badger population
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vintprox

5689

180d

and pesky mushrooms
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NeatNerdPrime

4351

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Called orc waaagh
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Root

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(which is heresy)
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Chewbanacas

657

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So he purged
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cafecortado

7854

180d

javascript of its
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retoor

11901

180d

Cheap v8 engine
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Lensflare

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using a ritual
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themissingbrace

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Performed by C'ers
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poornatheja

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180d

And it failed
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cafecortado

7854

180d

successfully, infuriating rustaceans
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Root

82557

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from the deep
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NeatNerdPrime

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Threads of reddit
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Wisecrack

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still speak of
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retoor

11901

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B2plane cause he
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Lensflare

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didn’t like that
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retoor

11901

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Trannie's walking lose
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NeatNerdPrime

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Reading children's stories
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dimsumexception

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but in reverse
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Wisecrack

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@-red like wacky satanists
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vintprox

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from JoJo adventures
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Wisecrack

9974

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@vintprox fighting metrosexual vampires

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