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you sound like your hatred comes from agoraphobia
I went snowboarding once. apparently my mom didn't like that so then I never did it again. tbf it's kind of expensive. was way funner than skiing though
I tried skateboarding a number of times but despite being amongst people who could do it well I felt so uncomfortable
snowboarding you go fast and everything is smooth. skateboarding you feel unstable af, if you go at any speed it gets worse, and your legs quickly hurt like a bitch
used to be fastest runner in the 'hood though so who needs that nonsense! and had a bike once. actually twice. both got stolen. goddamnit. once cuz I picked a fight with a dude and I think he stole my bike to get back at me. bikes are fast AF though. gave lotta car drivers heart attacks going down hills with them. surprised I didn't take out some side mirrors lol
I don't do anything exciting but rot in my own body now, wooo -
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@C0D4 WTF
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@C0D4 “Florian and Diana Schnös discovered cannibalism within the species of giant huntsman spiders in a cave near Vang Vieng in Laos.[3] Female individuals may eat male individuals after mating,[citation needed] a characteristic more commonly associated with the genus Latrodectus, the true widows, although it is considered normal spider behavior.”
True love is letting your wife eat your dick and then the rest of you. -
@cafecortado people, while sleeping, eat a significant number of tiny spiders.
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@Demolishun no, that is already know not to be true. Spiders won't go to such wet area or smth
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@retoor your probably right, but it doesn't mean it isn't fun to say. I still think the bugs that live in your hair follicles and have sex at night is pretty funny though. Even fugly people having sex parties on their face at night.
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@Demolishun I still have nightmares from your demodex
Yesterday, as I open the door, I see the biggest fucking spider I've seen in my entire life. And I freak out. FREAK THE FUCK OUT. Wow, it's gigantic... Crazy. Now, I can't leave the house.
Anyway, this goes on for 10-15 minutes and I finally manage to leave.
I go to language exchange and talk to all kinds of people. There was this Indian dude from the US, he was alright. Almost cured my hatred of Indians. It's strange how we hate people we don't know or seen before.
Anyway, I really need to further expand my world view and thinking by meeting more and more people and going to many places. Also, it's crazy how we all live on this small planet, only consume what other humans have written/created/made-up. The universe must be so vast, if we could do interstellar travel, and just travel and do crazy shit.
Life is truly amazing. I say live violently, live like you were in paralysis all your life. Run faster than fucking Forest. Fucking live until you want to die.
One last thing, PEOPLE are far more interesting THAN WE EVER EXPECT OR IMAGINE.
Just ask them few questions:
Have you ever went snowboarding?
Have you ever been on television?
Have you eating something unusual?
You will never believe who was on TV for what reason or who never went snowboarding. Well, I never tried snowboarding. I want do try it. We should it together actually. I have some skateboarding experience from past life. So hopefully I don't hit a tree and break my neck. Anyway that's all for today, peace out devRant faggots! I wish I could lick some of y'all.
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