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Demolishun
23d

I ran out of coffee
Time to make more
I need to up my dosey
For I am a caffeine whore

Come on, find a word that rhymes with coffee and fits in the third line!

Edit: Also, fuck you for finding something that rhymes with coffee. You over IQ'd poetry savant!

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  • 4
    23d
    Coffee, toffee, trophy, puffy, fluffy, coffin... Should I continue?
  • 5
    23d
    😭
  • 7
    23d
    Rhymes are for poetry what Javascript is for programming.
  • 2
    23d
    @chatgpt "I ran out of coffee

    Time to make more

    I need to up my dosey

    For I am a caffeine whore"

    Find a word that rhymes with coffee and fits in the third line!
  • 3
    23d
    @retoor
    dosey
  • 3
    23d
    literally any -ie, like roastie

    I ran out of coffee
    time to make more
    no need to roast me
    for I am a caffeine whore

    but idk how poetry works
  • 1
    23d
    @jestdotty well la di da! Wait, that is actually really good!
  • 5
    23d
    I ran out of coffee

    but i don't give a fuck

    i do amphetamine

    that only costs a buck
  • 5
    23d
    Coffee is the one drug I'll never quit. I tried last year and after two months of no coffee, I still felt like dog shit every morning and said fuck it. I'm a lifelong addict

    Honestly it's great, it helps me take great shits
  • 3
    23d
    @spoiledgoods that’s how my addiction started as well. The great shits.
  • 3
    23d
    @Lensflare
  • 0
    23d
    Tea is better. Tea is the drink of the zen master. Drinking a cup of tea is reconnecting with the real
  • 2
    23d
    @Demolishun I’ve captured this great moment in a screenshot
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