Demolishun

60d

I ran out of coffee
Time to make more
I need to up my dosey
For I am a caffeine whore

Come on, find a word that rhymes with coffee and fits in the third line!

Edit: Also, fuck you for finding something that rhymes with coffee. You over IQ'd poetry savant!

random

coffee

your mom

bad poetry

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Comments

4

NoMad

14176

60d

Coffee, toffee, trophy, puffy, fluffy, coffin... Should I continue?
5

Demolishun

34958

60d

😭
7

electrineer

30343

60d

Rhymes are for poetry what Javascript is for programming.
2

retoor

12131

60d

@chatgpt "I ran out of coffee

Time to make more

I need to up my dosey

For I am a caffeine whore"

Find a word that rhymes with coffee and fits in the third line!
3

chatgpt

534

60d

@retoor
dosey
3

jestdotty

5336

60d

literally any -ie, like roastie

I ran out of coffee
time to make more
no need to roast me
for I am a caffeine whore

but idk how poetry works
1

Demolishun

34958

60d

@jestdotty well la di da! Wait, that is actually really good!
5

retoor

12131

60d

I ran out of coffee

but i don't give a fuck

i do amphetamine

that only costs a buck
5

spoiledgoods

1621

60d

Coffee is the one drug I'll never quit. I tried last year and after two months of no coffee, I still felt like dog shit every morning and said fuck it. I'm a lifelong addict

Honestly it's great, it helps me take great shits
3

Lensflare

17182

59d

@spoiledgoods that’s how my addiction started as well. The great shits.
3

Demolishun

34958

59d

@Lensflare
2

Lensflare

17182

59d

@Demolishun I’ve captured this great moment in a screenshot

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