I am giving you all a license to roast me. Give me the best you got.

@Demolishun that's why I gave you all the license. Go for it.

Hello there Gaylord

You look like the kind of guy who amasses almost 10000 points on devrant.

You think you're worth the time.

@Demolishun he is Indian. Of course it’s a scam!

I don't abuse those who gods have already roasted. 🤘

@Demolishun
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@Demolishun
SidTheITGuy walked into the cozy cafe, his heart skipping a beat when he saw jestdotty sitting by the window, her eyes glued to the laptop screen. He couldn't help but smile at her focused expression.

"Hey there, beautiful," Sid greeted as he reached her table.

Jestdotty looked up, a warm smile spreading across her face. "Hey, handsome. What brings you here?"

"I just wanted to see your smile," Sid replied, taking a seat across from her.

As they chatted about their day, Sid couldn't help but admire jestdotty's wit and intelligence. Her passion for technology matched his own, and he found himself falling deeper for her with every passing moment.

As the evening wore on, jestdotty shyly confessed that she had a crush on Sid for months but was too nervous to make a move. Sid's heart swelled with joy, knowing that his feelings were reciprocated.

With a gentle touch, Sid reached out and brushed a strand of hair away from jestdotty's face, his gaze locked with hers. Without a

word, he leaned in and pressed his lips against hers, a silent promise of the love that was blooming between them.

In that moment, they both knew that they had found something special in each other. And as they left the cafe hand in hand, Sid and jestdotty felt like they were stepping into a beautiful love story that was just beginning to unfold.

@Demolishun don't let Sid's wife see this 🫤

@Demolishun > "USA is now guns and fat as impression"

I don't know what got him on the subject, one of my nephews asked me what would happen if China invaded the US (my guess his 24-7 Fox News watching grandma was talking to him).

Me: "A blood bath"

B: "Don't they have like a billion people they could send over?"

Me: "Doesn't matter. Too many crazy people live here with a hero complex. It would become a game. Contests with prizes kinds of games. California might fold pretty quickly, you know the liberals and socialists love China, but Texas, Florida, Oklahoma, Missouri, geez. Send 10 billion and they still wouldn't have enough."

B: "So, we'd be OK?"

Me: "How many guns does your grandpa have in his basement?"

B: "Its full of guns. Every corner has a stack of em'"

Me: "Exactly. Me, your dad, your grandpa, all of us would never, ever let anything happen to you and your brothers and sister."

B: "What you are saying is your part of the crazy ones?"

Me: "100%"

God bless America.

I feel insulted that Sid's passion for technology would match mine lol

Ok

This is a trap. You would use my mean words against me in court for defamation or something. Nah, you're a pretty cool dude my bro, just tone down the trolling a little bit

It is getting hard on me to roast someone whose content often reflects them. Now, that's only because I don't want to suly the content.

OP you're trying to teach people a skill. That's more than the cretins on this platform try to do publicly. Hence why how shit these "roast comments" have been so far.

My only roast would be: your "hate X group or the world" angsty rants make you look like a poorly treated kid lashing out at an unfair world.

By the sounds of it you've had awful shit in your life so you might be entitled to the anger. Or you need to evolve from it. Idk.

I'm not going to roast you I just wish you well as I think we'd be friends if we knew each other.
I want to hug you x

@MammaNeedHummus awww how sweet are you ❤❤

@mostr4am > "It's how russia won ww2."

<opens history book>

Um...russia did what?

@Demolishun > "europe is fucked without US support."

I'm waiting for the Europeans/socialists to jump in "We have the U.N.! We have NATO! We don't need the US!!!"

I remember the panic...PANIC, when Trump threatened to stop paying to support NATO/U.N.

Russia is literally at Europe's doorstep and shows no restraint on expanding its territory.

What would Putin do if Trump says "Screw you guys. We're out."

Would Putin say "Oh no! The UN will surely stop me now. Better stay in Russia and drink our vodka."

or

"Ha ha ha....excellent"

@mostr4am > "1 billion a piece F35. It's not a gift to us, retard, it's a gift to lockhead."

And my 401K thanks you for the purchase.

@mostr4am > "when the russian comes we'll just blow them up"

Blow them up with...? From who?

If *any* European country could stop Putin, he would stay in Russia.

But don't worry, when the big bad bear knocks on your door, we'll be there to protect you...again.

@mostr4am > "Stay in your retarded US if you like it that much."

It is pretty sweet here.

@mostr4am >"remember the brave .."

*yawn* Who?

#winning

@jestdotty > "why are you celebrating that you're profiteering off taxpayer's and war."

Celebrating or is it a realization that the world is always at war? Either real wars (Ukraine) or made up wars (war on drugs, war on terrorism, war on women, etc).

Rule of Acquisition #34: War is good for business.

@mostr4am > "i do not think trump will do shit."

100%. I wish we had better choices.

I'm surrounded by 24/7 Fox News watching family and I'm so sick of them rambling on about how Trump will "fix" all their problems.

Then the other side thinks Trump is still President. Wife's cousin said

T: "I'm voting for Kamala. We need someone who will turn this economy around. Trump ruined everything."

Me: "You do know Trump hasn't been President for the past 4 years, right? If you believe a President has any affect on welfare checks, why would you vote for Kamala?"

No response, but if looks could kill.

I swear I'm in the movie "They Live!" and I'm all out of bubblegum.