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If the process is jira, I am happy with my 100 IQ 😄

"agile" is also just a process.

1. ditch frameworks

2. now two people are enough

3. fire everyone else

4. mess is gone

5. profit

results > processes ?

@jestdotty results >

@spoiledgoods well, tbh you have to water your people or you'll harm the results. but watering your people just to get results would be offensive

so be like children and don't take it too seriously and play a little. you're not a machine. why take vacations when you can intersprinkle vacations everywhere you go ☺️

@tosensei if they followed the process it would be. most of what people call agile is just gourmet extreme go horse

@darksideofyay ouch

@darksideofyay what most people call "agile" is just "waterfall, bit with extra weekly meetings"