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Girlfriend call me while am at a meeting.
I mute my phone...
She calls again and again for the 3rd time back to back. I leave the meeting stating this might be important..

I answer the call...

Me: hey babe , all okay ?
She: you’re busy ?
Me: yeah sorta , tell me wassup ?
She : if you’re busy then it’s okay we can talk later
Me: it’s all right . Are you okay ?
She : yes, but if you’re busy we can talk later ..

Me :(FUCKKKKKKKK THIS FUCKING FUCK WOMEN LOGIC, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EXPLAIN THIS)
The above statement was said internally

Me:(in reality) you sure babe? I’ve left the meeting so I can talk..

She: nothin much I was suppose to be in your area in a couple of hours so wanted to know if you could meet

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no-wk-69

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  • 50
    7y
    You may want to pick up a copy of this lmao
  • 16
    7y
    When you didn't pickup the phone first two times, it already meant you were busy.
  • 7
    7y
    @jhh2450 Is this even the first chapter?
  • 10
    7y
    @korrat I think each chapter I'd broken down into chapters.

    So chapter one of chapter one?
  • 5
    7y
    Imma just leave this here:

    Web Search:
    “The Five Love Languages”

    You still won’t understand women, of course, but this helps.
  • 3
    7y
    @korrat not even close to end of preface!! 😋
  • 9
    7y
    @jhh2450 Book 1 of 842
  • 32
    7y
    Just tell her in the evening your boss was furious you left the meeting and threatened to fire you. It will make her sad she caused it and
    1) you will get a blowjob
    2) she won't do it again
    Win-win 😋
  • 6
    7y
    @gurumeditation not all heroes wear capes.
  • 3
    7y
    My girlfriend does this. She needs a lot of attention. Like, huge ammount of it.
    I don't find it annoying. It's kinda cute. Neither do you.
    Unless she does it occasionally. Talk to her and tell her this.
    But I think she really needs your attention.
  • 0
    7y
    Classic.
  • 0
    7y
    @irene Nah. She asks it only when I am with her. When I am working, playing video games or other stuff that does not include her she does not bother me. She only sends cute messages but not annoying.
  • 1
    7y
    Scenario A : She is a blonde. (Kinda a discrimination but this is the shortest way to describe my point.)

    Scenario B : She could also have something important she wanna talk. Like something she is concerned or confused. But realized you were busy and since she was also confused with herself, she gave a more reasonable answer she could think of.

    JMO.
  • 4
    7y
    @CurseMeSlowly by justifying scenario a you added a sentence that made the text longer than it would be if you were to word it differently.

    I hope we can go back to the "by default someone isn't sexist/racist/insulting"-aera when people knew you're only saying things to get your point across.
  • 0
    7y
    @Milenchy the preamble
  • 0
    7y
    These kind of situations are what makes me consider muting all of my girlfriends calls. I don't like being on the phone anyway...
  • 1
    7y
    @oscarascal i don't think that is a good idea, especially when she finds out you muted her specifically.
  • 0
    7y
    God, give us enough power to understand women.
  • 2
    7y
    @YouAreAPIRate that era is long gone 🙁
  • 3
    7y
    OK. Im goa leave my two cents here with the perspective of someone that has been married for 12 years and recently divorced...

    Tell those bitches to fuck off. You are better masturbating and working. Seriously, she just doesn't give a fuck about you.
  • 0
    7y
    @jhh2450 I think that will still not help 😂
  • 0
    7y
    This rant explains every woman I've ever dated and the family members as well.
  • 0
    7y
    @CurseMeSlowly then we need it back prompto. At least on this site, i mean we're all intelligent and polite people here.
  • 1
    7y
    @ThreadRipper bitches happened
  • 1
    7y
    @ThreadRipper bitches happened
  • 0
    7y
    Muting a call = I don't notice the call, try again.
    Declining a call = I'm busy, don't call again. Send a message instead.
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