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I guess she was fluent in C#

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  • 37
    PHP symfony expert
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    @Alice
    *applies for cyber security company*

    “So your resume looks impressive. Masters in music, with a minor in jazz studies. Do you know C#?”

    Musician: “no but I know F#”

    “That will do. You’re hired”
  • 5
    I'm pretty sure the actual IT Security guy at Equifax from the hacking period now works for Panera Bread... Who recently just got hacked because their backend was somehow public facing
  • 27
    Sing the hackers to sleep before they actually hack.
  • 7
    The InfoSec community has been trashing her so hard, and for good reason after seeing how she ran the program. Sadly, everyone in management thinks they can run a security program and I hear it everyday from irrelevant wannabes: "Oh just put a firewall right there, hurrrrrrr".
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  • 8
    Actually she calls it Db and not C#
    She says all the other devs are enharmonicly confused for using the term C#.
  • 3
    Goes to show how easy this IT security nonsense hobby really is.
  • 2
    Hahaha that caption makes it so much better
  • 3
    I guess mozart would have been a mad haxor.
  • 0
    A few jobs back, our Infotech manager had trouble mounting a flash drive or doing complex stuff in Word. At least she said all her flash drives were encrypted using the Win7 Bitlocker. Still, that Infosec team was next to worthless.
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    She retired pretty soon after that.
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    @Wallpaper but in movies all systems are secure because of the 100 firewalls 😂😂😂
  • 3
    Twitter having a sense of humour :P

    https://careers.twitter.com/en/...
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    @YourNemesis music composition preferred 😂😂😂 I should’ve majored in music
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    Well she's not a developer there.. although it might make more sense actually
  • 0
    Maybe her instrument was the pink oboe.

    Boom.
  • 0
    She took Computer Science III.
  • 0
    No wonder 200 Million Americans got their ID and credit card info leaked...
  • 1
    In India, people from mechanical and chemical studies are getting job in IT.
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    @Floydian Lol
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    @Floydian just thought you would like it. 😅
  • 0
    guess she did well with PHP composer
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    Ypu know C levels only need to know how to talk and how to lead right?
    They don't need to do the actual work, they can't do it.
    A good leader knows this and hire people that can do the fucking work

    So chill the fuckup.
    I read she sucks tho
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