If that rant reaches 666 ++'s, I'm gonna cut a client's dick and sacrifice it to our Lord and Savior Satan.

I want to see it if your client is a woman!

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I upvoted, but I'll downvote everything of you if you can't deliver proof of your actions.

It's a real with the devil 😈

Link to that rant please 😂😂😂😈😇

@sladuled https://devrant.com/rants/1293677/...

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@kaku013 thanks!
One left 😈😈😈

hey OP, it is now at 666, fulfill your promise

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Let’s see

Do it

I feel sorry for your client...

@sladuled Even the whole Canada can't "I'm sorry" enough for this

Holy fuck you guys, you actually did it! alright alright, now I just need to find a client who deserves his dick getting 'clip-path'ed.

@d4nny45h3r5 😂😂😂😂 so true

@highonsleep Don't want to be known as a pushy guy, but any updates? It's been 6+ hours.
:devilish-grin:

Today I had a fitting client who complained about his website not rendering right on Internet explorer 7 (I'm not kidding), before I reached to my dick cropping tools, I kindly asked him to maybe use a modern browser instead. I was waiting for the assholeness that one could expect from any client, you guys know what he said? He said "oh alright then I'll install chrome and tell the guys to install chrome too". Holy fuck boy was I surprised!!! I'm sorry but I couldn't chop his dick off.. he was a nice guy. Im waiting for the perfect asshole, guys. As soon as I have him, I'll satisfy you with the feast of flying dicks bloodbath! Love, xo ♥️

@Alice Agreed x2

@Alice nope

48 hours left before downvote hell comes down :)

3 days and not one sacrifice.
This is why I have trouble trusting people. Shame on you sir.

This rant's comment section is how sacrificial cults get started.

@J-2FA well now is the time since nothing has been delivered.

LET'S DOWNVOTE

@Codex404 @J-2FA Done downvoting.

Now deliver.

@J-2FA bravo 👏🏼

@masterdoctor dude what the fuck is wrong with you? The rant was just a joke, I don't give a shit about downvotes, this is just an app. But that picture is fucked up. Can you please remove it? Don't take everything you read on casual apps too serious.

And to all other users who are downvoting me because I didn't stab a human. In case you didn't realize that the rant was not serious, hereby I clarify that I am not going to harm any human just because I wrote so on an app. There is a thing called 'joke' and it can sometimes be that this 'joke' includes some unreal statements for the sake of making fun of something. Please don't actually believe that when I joke that I'm going to cut a human's member, I'm actually going to do such thing because that's wrong and has punishment in law. Thank you for your attention. Happy ranting.

@Alice uhm, no I'm not going to slice a penis of a person with a knife, Alice. I'm sorry for disappointing you. This rant wasn't even funny a bit but it was at least a stupid joke, you guys took it too far. Like, I'm not even sure if some of you can actually tell a joke from a serious claim or something. Some people are weird.

@masterdoctor well that's also what I thought first.

Lel you boosted that rant 200++

@bcye rant points aren't real money. They don't do anything. It's just a web platform.

@highonsleep u ain’t sayin‘