ME: Opens up Terminal

*Classmates whispering*
HACKER HACKER HACKING HACKING

@fuck2code 😂😂😂

@kgbemployee People are extremely technologically ignorant. When they see black screens with text, the only thing they have to associate with it is hacking. This comes from like some dramatized stereotype about hackers with black screens and green/white text on them as they rapidly type.

@Jilano lol our Avatars are almost the same 😁✌

@fuck2code I am not bi 😂😂

@Jilano you can always do it in public places ( if there aren't any girls in my class) 😂😂
There will be a lot of girls out there who won't be knowing this stuff either

This happens to me all the time!!!

"You all shut the fuck up or I'm gonna write a IP parser with visual basic to fucking hack your Facebook teleprompter!!"

That will teach them.

I have a remote server with alias `busy` set up to pipe /dev/urand through hexdump and `grep "co fe"`. Whenever I need to do sth on a school computer I make sure to SSH in and run that command.

@azous vim ✌🔥

@AdB001 emacs 👌🔥

@Jilano
Do you go to a private school or something? I'm confused as to why it's ony guys.

@Michelle Pretty sure it's just a hypothetical statement about being all guys in his class. "*IF* there aren't any girls in my class."

@Stuxnet
NO WTF. I swear, it said "but there's only boys in my class."

I can't believe I confused the comment, AND who OP was.

But I swear that's what it said. I haven't slept in days, so I should go to sleep before I scare myself even more.

@Jilano
I just woke up, and wow. That seriously freaked me out last night lol.

I'm finally thinking more clearer, and I understand what the comment actually said. :)