Whenever the PM is pushing us to work "extra hard" on projects I usually drop this in the company slack channel 😁

I bet that actually distracts them

@theNox you don’t code very well when the only thing you want to do is fuck

@-vim- You could Fuck, then tell them to Fuck off and come back later.

@Alice yes hot girls with hot dressing, and he's supposed to think about prayers for example?

LOL. Is that a fucking bride?

@Alice yes.
Sorry couldn't stop myself from making this joke. 😁

@Alice Then All I can think about is snorkling...
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So I ca seem dem booties :^)

Distraction...distractions everywhere

Believe me, they company just want on the news, it's not true.

@Alice ? it’s normal, if a good looking female massages your back while working, i guarantee sex will be on your mind the majority of the time. It’s a blessing and a curse.

@Alice idk what's up with you but this topic is about the sexual thoughts these cheerleaders would cause so can't say your comments make much sense

looool, it's a red flag!

If a company uses this trick it means it's churn rates are above imagination, you can check that no one is working behind those guys because simply they switched to new positions xD

@Alice they could be a version of rubber ducks... But yeah at first they'd probably be a distraction. After a while you'd get used to them being around. I'd hate to have someone looking over my shoulder all the time. Corporate Spyware is much easier to ignore

@Alice human nature?

@Alice Interestingly just had this conversation. It was more about why bikinis are okay, but I would never want someone seeing my girl in her underwear, even though they cover the same amount of skin.

It's about the intention of the clothing. Swimsuits and bikinis are used to cover you up and hide sensitive areas, whereas lingerie is often associated with erotic activities.

Sex comes to mind here because they are being sexy. This is similar to why a librarian can be either very unsexy or very sexy.

@Alice What's wrong with sexual thoughts though?

@-vim- wrong code is their waifu.

@Alice men have on average a higher sexual drive, I'd say them concentrating on the code rather than the cute Asian cheerleaders behind them is not only an anomaly but a feat. Regarding the beach comment, you need to be blind to think a two piece bikini that shows way more than underwear isn't even remotely related to sexual appeal.

Since when did sex became such a yucky subject?

@OP (I'm lazy) even though it's a nice insensitive to go work to China, I can't overlook the pollution.

Do they provide hugs? Because when things go poorly at work I'd just like for someone to hold me for a bit and tell me it's gonna be ok. Although I'll settle for a back massage.

@gitblame I would settle with beer, in fact they should do that, scrap the cheerleader idea away we need in office inspirational beer.

@gitblame hugs are probably reserved for exit interviews :D

Indeed it will be distracting but I would love a shoulder massage in between my coding work.

@JKyll We're having a beer tasting survey this afternoon 🍺😁🍺
Only for 15 minutes though...

@Klanowicz I for one would definitely be less depressed 😁

@rEaL-jAsE I don't know if I would be able to concentrate on that 6.5k lines stored procedure 8)