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Tobey
6y

I am so glad that i learned at middleschool how to use excel😂

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  • 7
    6y
    @Alice I’ve heard about pulling data from excel, but never have I though about word
  • 6
    6y
    The real one is json in a docx that's embedded in an excel file
  • 6
    6y
    Data embedded in pixels of image
  • 1
    6y
    Excel is actually a good db... If possible the open source version. Has password and you can make a gui inside the tables to see and filter data.
  • 1
    6y
    @Alice the real one is actually PowerPoint tables
  • 2
    6y
    CSV 💪
  • 1
    6y
    @Alice no no, the REAL one

    Handwritten csv in notepad
  • 1
    6y
    Where is CSV with no quotes?
  • 0
    6y
    I've been through school, college and a couple of courses and I don't know how to use excel properly. I suck at it, tbh
  • 0
    6y
    Multiple unencrypted .txt files in dozens of folders on FTP server accessed without SSH
  • 0
    6y
    Pffffff, proprietary File with no documentation and entirely defined in code
  • 2
    6y
    Just writing it all down on paper and manually entering it on request
  • 1
    6y
    Adding it to tables in a latex document. Because if you're gonna create a database, make sure it's a pretty one.
  • 1
    6y
    @Alice the real database the real one? Windows notepad says Hi
  • 0
    6y
    Scribbles on a coffee and egg stained napkin
  • 0
    6y
    Excel is the absolute shindigs (awesome). Pivot tables are an easy way to translate technical stuff like timing breakdowns to PMs.

    Also SQL exports - just watch it doesn't munch leading zeros
  • 0
    6y
    Like that? (compression makes his deal)
  • 0
    5y
    Please..... unencrypted csv saved as a txt
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