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@Michelle Knifes tends to be packaged in that bulletproof plastic that usually requires a *wait for it* knife or pair of scissors to open:
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@arjaycodes @Michelle So... To get your first job, your first scissor or your first knife, you need a little bit of help from a friend who has it already!
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@brunofontes or go to a school that teaches you how to make your own
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@Michelle and a screw driver is to get it loose and be able to use it! It's a great idea!
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@GyroGearloose technically hardware. Logic was built into the chips. And then when things got a little faster programming in machine code became a thing.
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@iSwimInTheC yep. Like the first computers had the logic in the hardware, but that question always fuck non technical people more then "who came first, the egg or the chicken?" (spoilers, the egg) lol
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@GyroGearloose for all you know these are exactly what they sound like.
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@arjaycodes Are you by any chance a fan of James May? I read your comment in his voice for some reason
I don't really like memes but this one is way too relatable...
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