mfw the devops told me he doesn’t know how to rebase without GUI.

True story.

I’ve just discover that some dudes in my previous work have puts whole web pages inside Redis.

mfw when Infra cost goes brrrrrrrrrr

Just found the APL language... that’s just math right ?

Yesterday, I was expecting my merge request to be closed.
I've done all the stuff my tech lead told me to do.

All tests passes, green light boyzzzzz.
Gitlab CI pipeline passes, greeeeeen light I said.

In Jenkins everything f*cked up...

Why ??

Well it was a conflict with 3 other MRs, missing rebase from other dudes.

And because they were remote working, got to clean up all this mess.

That's was a day off.

PS : well that's was not so off, I could fix a UB on a ternary and extend a test which was not covering some cases.

PS2 : learn git damn

I was expecting a 4th interview this afternoon for a position as a fullstack elixir developer.

Got a response from the CTO.
'Even if you pass all the tests with success, we could not go further because you're a junior and we're looking for a senior'

Well, dude, you've seen me 3 times and didn't understand that I was a junior ? My CV is not enough explicit ? It's written at the top of it...

So after a motivation interview, technical test, technical interview and Phoenix framework interview, they only realized yet the plot.

Good luck for your seniors to pass their knowledge to other seniors.

Did your heard about Proton in Steam ? That’s how it works.

My doggo and my daughter...

In case you need fake data

SIGKILL

What’s up DevRanters.
Is what’s up still up today ?

Sooo, my question is, what’d you do for your privacy ?
I’m using Signal and Riot.im for chat, ProtonMail for email (tutanota in the future).
But I’m using iPhone, can we really trust Apple ? Is this better on Android with a specific ROM ?

Same for computers (btw I’m not an Arch user 😎).

Me doing CSS

!rant

Oh you Reddit, naughty 🅱️oi

curl parrot.live 🕺🏻

I’m just in love with Docker.
My enterprise finally accept to give it a try.

NB : We have tons and tons of VM for nothing.

Just reed a comment in the fucking shitty codebase im working on :

/* temporary fix */

I’m fucking done guys !

Every non Vim users ( or Emacs!)

God bless Silenz App for Mac, I can listen to music and stay aware of the bullshit discussion around me.

https://silenzapp.com/

Is there any ES6 Police dev here ?

I’ve discovered HTTP 418 status.
HTCPCP > HTTP/S
https://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc2324

Just deleted Chrome... and Canary...

From r/ProgrammerHumor
But true in the legacy codebase I’m working on...

Is it still worth to learn RoR today ? Why ? Why not ?

Everytime I see a topic about Linux ...

Happy SysAdmin day ... even if I’m wondering if sysadmins can be happy.

Source : xkcd (of course...)

Admit it, it’s true.
Do you feel the power ?

Today me :
It’s 9 am, let’s work a bit, open the terminal, type vim.

What a mistake.

It’s 7 pm, still don’t do anything yet, just browsing some cool stuff on vim, vimawesome.com

Today was a good day.

When I began my sandwich course in a big French company, I was dreaming about cutting edge stack, rocket computer and stuff...

I was disappointed when I came to my office with an old Windows 7 computer, coding via LANDesk to an old server with Windows Server 2008 on it, with Eclipse ... INDIGO...
I have to use Java 1.7 ...
Tomcat 7.
PRTG for monitoring...
Microsoft SQL Server 2008 ...
One screen...
Coding on a codebase where, indubitably, MVC pattern was just a weird thing in books.
No UT.
Lasagna code.

Well it really disappointed me.

Luckily, the Information Service was very open minded and gave me a laptop with Fedora, 3 screens, updated the servers, and let me update the stack, with Java 10, Angular for the front, they are okay for using Docker.

So ... even if it seems to be fucked up, there’s still hope !!

It’s not Linux, it’s GNU/Linux m’kay ?

It’s FORK not F...

I finally came to that conclusion:

Customers doesn’t really know what they are buying.
IT company doesn’t really know what they are selling.