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Parzi
5y

>Client: Hey, I lost my Facebook password but it's saved on my old laptop
>Me: ...alright, i'll look
>Laptop: won't boot - "No bootable devices found!"
hoo boy
>opens 'er up to pull drive
this is really heavy for an SSD, Corsair, and especially for only 64GB
>plugs into other PC
nothing
fuck me
>sees jumper pins
>jumps them
>BAREFOOT-ROM RECOVERYMODE SSD DEVICE - 128GB
that's twice the size of the disk, wtf?
but ok, i'll take it, any data?
>Win10: *crashes because driver chokes*
>Win7: *crashes because driver chokes*
>WinXP: *doesn't see it, TestDisk doesn't run because Kernel32.DLL issue*
>Linux: *Issues the instant SSD plugged in, they stop instant removed*
fuck it
RMA

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  • 3
    I do mean ***ISSUES***, too. (man make)
  • 10
    Why can't they just go through the Facebook password reset shit?
  • 2
    @Stuxnet that'd be easier, but no, they can't ¯\(◣_◢)/¯
  • 3
    I don't see any reason why those chars are replaced but others aren't.

    At a quick glance, it looks limited to these:
    gamuntlywhfx,.
  • 4
    @CoffeeNcode Freaking users.
  • 1
    @Root it made sh spew garbage on insertion (external USB adaptor) and then mangled the text until reboot. If I reboot with it in my BIOS refuses to POST until I pull it out.

    That thing was *FUCKED*
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