wtf. 2 days into a relationship and she is asking me to buy her a phone ( I can buy her a phone if i want to, but within todays of her telling me yes, after frustrating me for a month when asking her out). Once again I have sucessfully entered into another relationship that will definetly end bad.

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    Yeah... Don't. Sounds like a gold digger
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    "Now, I ain't sayin' she a gold digger 
    But she ain't messin' with no broke niggas" - Kanye West (2005) 🤷🏻‍♂️😂😂
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    @Stuxnet good thing am not broke. If i do what she ask of me now, she will continue asking till thy kingdom comes
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    @zombieleet Yea that's like a year or so of dating level present in my eyes lol

    Especially if it's a flagship device
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    Day 5: I gave in and bought her a car
    Day 20: fuck I own a yacht now
    Day 31: well that was one expensive ass wedding
    Day 33: we now own 4 houses
    Day 50: we split and she got half
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    @C0D4 Hey at least you don't have to wait 10 years for it to go south!
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    I would buy her some old ass nokia and be like, here you go you twat 😂 tho don’t take advice from me, my relationships doesn’t last long lmao
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    @CoffeeNcode More like a phone digger
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    @rezn0v Seeing as some of those technological piece of shit, I mean... "Phones" can cost up to 1,700€, the difference is blurry *shrugs*
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    End it before it gets worse
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