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"Now, I ain't sayin' she a gold digger
But she ain't messin' with no broke niggas" - Kanye West (2005) 🤷🏻♂️😂😂 -
@Stuxnet good thing am not broke. If i do what she ask of me now, she will continue asking till thy kingdom comes
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@zombieleet Yea that's like a year or so of dating level present in my eyes lol
Especially if it's a flagship device -
C0D4669026yDay 5: I gave in and bought her a car
Day 20: fuck I own a yacht now
Day 31: well that was one expensive ass wedding
Day 33: we now own 4 houses
Day 50: we split and she got half -
aikone5716yI would buy her some old ass nokia and be like, here you go you twat 😂 tho don’t take advice from me, my relationships doesn’t last long lmao
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wtf. 2 days into a relationship and she is asking me to buy her a phone ( I can buy her a phone if i want to, but within todays of her telling me yes, after frustrating me for a month when asking her out). Once again I have sucessfully entered into another relationship that will definetly end bad.
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