To the cunts who use single character aliases for their SQL queries table joins... Suck my throbbing dick till you choke on it and die....

That's all... back to work

Yes, he/she should use full table name as ails 😂. What your suggestion?

Take that --

My colleagues sometime uses aa instead of just a, is that better?

What? You want me to write tableX.id tableY.field instead?

Orders o
OrderItems oi
Products p
Customer c

Not seeing much confusion here.

Maybe when there’s multiple tables with the same starting letter(s) but then you’d use more then 1 letter with something more meaningful.

@devTea show 'em this rant and if they are intrigued by my offer, I'm happy to oblige.

@C0D4 for short queries.. no probs.. for complicated and long SQL scripts with sub-queries and shit... it is a different story.

@zotigapo come here... get in line... lemme slap you... with my throbbing dick 😆

For sub queries just use p1 p2 etc. What could possibly go wrong? 🤔😱

Couldn't agree more. I once had a senior dev above me who used one or two letter abbreviations for database tables, and combined those with a really complicated naming schema for results. OTOH I would just name a list of pupils, you know, "pupils". The senior complained "your code is too descriptive" and the other dev in the team agreed.
I don't work there any more. If you wanna high five each other for writing the most unreadable code, you'll have to do so without me.

Don’t offer these kinds of value propositions, I need to know whether that dick be worth your wrath. 👀