What is you answer when someone asks you "Can you hack my neighbour's WiFi?"

Something like "ain't gonna go to jail for that shit buddy"

I don't need to, their TV accepts unauthorised connections outside of the network.

"I can. can you rob a bank?"

I can, but won't. I'm allergic to felonies.

"No, can you?"

"Yes"
Moment of silence.
"Would you?"
"No."

Yes, but internet is cheap you can buy one connection.

Yesn't.

"I might be able to, but it's not a good idea."

Do you know their password?

"no."

"Depends on what kind of encryption they're using. If it's WPA2, it will take longer and require more interesting attacks. If it's WEP, I can bruteforce it in a few hours. However, this entire discussion is academic because I have no interest in camping out at your house for several hours just because you're too cheap to pay for your own internet connection."

@Albatross nope. it will take 30 min.
bruteforce it using local cellphone numbers as the password... ppl are too lazy.

"Aleredy did heres the password"

1. whats the make and model?

2. did you change the default password?

3. no, that would be a felony.

4. all of the above.

how much?