What is you answer when someone asks you "Can you hack my neighbour's WiFi?"

  • 6
    Something like "ain't gonna go to jail for that shit buddy"
  • 6
    I don't need to, their TV accepts unauthorised connections outside of the network.
  • 11
    "I can. can you rob a bank?"
  • 5
    I can, but won't. I'm allergic to felonies.
  • 2
    "No, can you?"
  • 11
    Moment of silence.
    "Would you?"
  • 2
    Yes, but internet is cheap you can buy one connection.
  • 3
  • 2
    "I might be able to, but it's not a good idea."
  • 2
    Do you know their password?
  • 2
  • 4
    "Depends on what kind of encryption they're using. If it's WPA2, it will take longer and require more interesting attacks. If it's WEP, I can bruteforce it in a few hours. However, this entire discussion is academic because I have no interest in camping out at your house for several hours just because you're too cheap to pay for your own internet connection."
  • 1
    @Albatross nope. it will take 30 min.
    bruteforce it using local cellphone numbers as the password... ppl are too lazy.
  • 2
    "Aleredy did heres the password"
  • 1
    1. whats the make and model?

    2. did you change the default password?

    3. no, that would be a felony.

    4. all of the above.
  • 2
    how much?
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