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  • 19
    Make love during meetings in conference rooms, make orgies.
  • 14
    From: Boss
    Subject: Make love not meetings!

    Dear employees
    Today I've implemented a new policy regarding the use of our meeting rooms. As of today we'll call them Love Rooms. Please feel free to practice love in them during our new 30min Love Break. I orderd our facility management to install lubricant and condom dispensers in our Love Rooms. And currently our executive board is evaluating several love swings and love friendly furniture.
    Happy work and happy loving!
    Best Regards
    Your Boss
  • 7
    @heyheni well, my post was actually inspired by a mega meeting I had with a mega boss.
    He said literally: "there is not enough love in this company"
  • 4
    @heyheni is 30min the minimum of the maximum?
  • 3
    @electrineer well you know, meetings always tends to last longer than planned
  • 3
    Just so you all know, I'll never be polite and say "after you". I don't want to land on some sticky fluids but you're all welcome to come with me at the same time.

    Is the projector working? Has someone fixed it yet?
  • 6
    Oh shit! I misread the weeks rant topic. It's "productive" and not "reproductive" 😬
  • 3
    @deviloper Love is good for synergy and ROI, so we definitely want that.
  • 6
    This idea sounds reasonable until you meet the people I have to work with.
  • 4
    @platypus maybe you see them like that because you never had a Love Meeting with them
  • 3
    @rutee07 yes the projector it's like most of people in the room, turned on
  • 3
    double penetration meeting
  • 0
    Is this Devrant or Reddit? 🤔
  • 3
    @rutee07 i was expecting u
  • 1
    @SukMikeHok I had a dream about you. I swear I am not kidding.
  • 1
    @rutee07 what did u dream about me
  • 3
    @platypus Oh, wait until you see our services. We have various ways of showing love that would suit anybody. In your case, I highly recommend shoving a trident into your co-workers' buttholes and waiting for lightning to strike it.
  • 1
    @SukMikeHok I forgot but you were there.
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