Dafuq 😂😂

That answer is trash, master should be protected by default.

But the question is actually good.:D

--force

Simple:
On internal messaging system (Slack, skype, whatever) Call everyone names and make a fuzz. and scream.

Post NDA stuff on the internet about your company.

harass other colleges.

Cut of the internet with a scissor/

throw rotten eggs in the office.

walk naked all day.

playing loud music all day that nobody likes.

instal virus on computers.

steal all the office keys and throw them in a lake.

print out mean text targeting certain people.

or... just be honest... NO!!!! I HATE YOU AND YOUR CODE IS SHIT!!!!

I'd tell my manager I'd give him £10k if he fired me.

Easy

- Exploiting all the security issues in the company
- Order a shitton of premium servers (I have unlimited credits)

That's the easy way out.. but all the money I get will properly be the fine I get for all the damages

Shit in boss keyboard

I would run around the office peeing on everyone and everything while simultaneously waving a big sombrero above my head and yelling "NIGHTMARE, NIGHTMARE, NIGHTMARE". Just standard stuff really

gitlab always protects the master branch

Sit and play video games.

Use the wrong badge terminal!

Dance naked on the tables and worship Internet explorer.

@swablu he said get fired. Not get killed...

Update all wordpress/drupal/joomla plugins and watch the world burn

@jareish you're a cruel person lol

Have a shit?

Does anyone have a legit answer to this which does not involve being a psychopath?

Search and replace spaces for tabs in every project.

@theabbie Why, has someone offered you an obscene amount of money for getting fired?!

@AlmondSauce I really liked the question, we don't realise how difficult it is to intentionally get fired, if we perform really bad, they will do some counselling, so, it's really difficult to get fired without being a psychopath.

@theabbie Surely just quitting is the better option?!

@AlmondSauce Question clearly mentions you have to get fired