#howToGetAGirl

const getAGirl = () => {
// TODO: Implement function
};

Anyone?

https://twitter.com/chuxmyk/status/...

Each instance of Girl needs its own implementation.

@kescherRant Do you have the implementation for any instance? 😅

@chuxmykel I had, but sadly it was incompatible after some time and changes.

😥
I feel ya

There are some dependencies on her friends and family. You need to resolve these conflicts first

So first of all, it has to be var, not const, due to reasons mentioned above

@NoToJavaScript Lol. Family🤦‍♂️

Also it is REALY not thread safe

@kescherRant Lol. Ok...

@chuxmykel What ? If her sister hates you, you won’t go anywhere with her

@NoToJavaScript Lol. I agree. It's a very significant factor

@highlight
throw new Exception(„Illegal Access“)

🤣🤣🤓

class Ranchu implements GF {

}

#: "Interface 'GF' Not found"

@Ranchu Would IGF be the interface or Internet Girl Friend?

@Ranchu 🤣🤣🤣

@010001111 doesn't matter, long dist would sooner or later throw runtime errors.

Advice:
Don't try to actively look for girls.
Women can smell desperate guys from afar and will stay at distance. 😉
The girls you'll meet in active search will most likely not be the best fit anyway.

@highlight
class Girl(assets: List[A]) {
val get = (target: Boy) =>
target
.assets
.foldLeft(_+_)
.toList.map(_>this.assets.fold(_+_))

@PonySlaystation Interesting.
🤔

@yellow-dog 🤣🤣🤣💔

@highlight
if(boy.NotAnUglyFuck() && boy.NotAQuirkyWeirdo()) {
boy.GetsGirl();
} else{
boy.ApplyFiveFingerMary();
}

to be a little serious:
<code>
If(boy.Interests.length > 3) {
let chance:boolean = false;
boy.interests.forEach(element => {
chance = (element.outdoors && element.forTwoPeopleOrMore && !element.competetive)
});
return chance;
}
</code>

const getABoy = () => {

getAGirl().reverse();

};

Is this an existential crisis?

There already exists an algorithm for this but it's rather complicated.

Refer to the book The Mystery method where it's explained.

It's something like:

@highlight
approach(girl, areaWithin(sameRoom))
{demonstrateHigherValue, proceedWithUnusualExpression}
apply(friends).decouple(girl)
apply(equalBodyLanguage)
parse(indicatorsOfInterest)

etc. I don't have time right now.

Its relatively easy to get a girl, just you have to have a sense of humor and have some qualities like stable character and stuff.
The bad thing of this is that you will start attracting girls with different and a lot of issues and soon or later you will be so bored of all this that you just give up. 🙂

@CaptainRant Lol. Best I've seen all day. Be sure to send in a PR. Lol.

Each instance needs its own implementation... There are common things as being gentlemen just to name...

@agustinc Gentlemans finish last.

@010001111 You didnt understand... But I agree... My spouse recognizes that quality that why I mention it...

Fork girl into a separate process and kill parent process ?

@SanitizedOutput
Lmao. I have no idea why reading this out makes me laugh. 🤣😁
Nice!

@aavalos Lmao