i'm not touching you - Me: *poking my girlfriend Her: *the look of pure hatred in her eyes Me: remember you can't break these fingers. These - devRant

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SweetHuman

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7y

Oh lol
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Hevlastka

1781

7y

Must. Stop. Urge. Dirty. Jokes... Ugh
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Marnsghol

2863

7y

Can break something else though
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What I was talking about your legs what dirty minds you guys have !
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iSwimInTheC

42054

7y

If it weren't for the gutter my mind would be homeless
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Martinluther

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7y

Lol
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maximizer

938

7y

@Hevlastka unleash the jokes! 👿
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ggromx

443

7y

That logic doesn't stop her for breaking your legs
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donuts

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7y

@Marnsghol hm... i was actually thinking about the thing between the legs
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iSwimInTheC

42054

7y

@allanx2000 that was the joke XD
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kwilliams

6851

7y

You're basically a finger whore.
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Drippydik

1346

7y

The fingers, while useful for coding do not write the code, it is your brain that is of value.

If you are talented she probably could break one hand without a loss of income lol.
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iSwimInTheC

42054

7y

@Drippydik 😂
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moort

4354

7y

Jazz fingers

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