Devrant rant:
I was a devrant user for almost 2+ years now and I want to share what kind of a slow spiral of doom devrant is in from what I've been seeing.
Devrant is being filled with unfunny and/or cheesy memes/comics, many many reposts and "vs" arguments like one of those random internet forums, while many good ranters are jumping ship. I prophesize that without a through cleanup devrant will lose it's original soul by the start of 2019

To everyone that writes their rants and comments as code like

Console.writeline("something something")

Stop, get some help.
You don't need to prove that you know how to print a string okay ?

Captains Log:

It's been over a year,
I don't know if we will ever see it and the hope in my heart grows weak with each sunset,
the crew is restless, they thirst for it and I don't know if I can contain them anymore.

Oh Lord(@dfox) help us find the next episode of Devrant Podcast

It's 6am and I could only sleep for 4 hours, if I don't get my morning coffee soon I'm going to cut a bitch
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Also please save the usual "I didn't sleep for a year while climbing a mountain while breast feeding orphans while curing cancer" kind of comments

FUCK SPOTIFY
This bloated buggy piece of shit
This fucking piece of bull dick that runs efficiently as much as a legless cockroach this motherfucker thinks its offline even though its in the motherfucking browse screen and I have a 4.5g connection (this retarded cunt) fills space faster than a hot gas released in a vacuum chamber just to fix its goddamn internet bug I have to reboot my damn phone. I see so many damn bugs in this shitty app that I think they rolled back to the alpha versions sometimes if I had any other god damn alternatives (google music is not available where Im from fuck you too google) the only thing I would give them would be my middle fingers. It just fucking froze on me while I'm just trying to listen to my Retrowave playlist while I fucking get ready for bed FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU YOU RETARDED INFECTION FILLED CUNT I WOULD PUT A BIKE CHAIN ON MY DICK AND RAM YOU WHILE WE ARE TIED TO A CAR THAT DRIVES OFF OF A CLIFF IF YOU WEREN'T AN INCOMPETENTLY PUT TOGETHER 1S AND 0S

The student life smell is strong with my Desktop too,
and no I don't have a problem I only drink and smoke socially also when a bug takes longer than an hour to fix...

Which is most of the time

Okay I might have a little problem

Im a simple person, if Im burnt out and not very happy, just barely crawling onto bed,
I just think about breakfast and I get excited

Is it just me or some of my favorite devranters are going MIA one by one, I just found out even @Alice deleted her account and @bitwise too... These are dark times people !

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My whole desk smells of "student life".
And I didn't wash the dishes forr... Actually ever. This picture is for you high-tier folks with jobs and fancy setups

KEEEPING IT REAAALL

Taken from instagram user Tecsecc.
Chuckle worthy

The only thing I coded while drunk was a girls name and her phone number,
I write "leyla" and it then turned out her name was actually "irem"

Yeah I'm not going to open the pandoras box with drunk commits when I can fuck up a name 😐

Oh there are lots of good tools to handle different screen sizes like containers, anchors, scaling and all that good stuff huh ?
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Sets it to stretch mode instead

Loaded morning dependencies 😬

I think I'm balding where my headphones usually sit...

Still not gonna change to those god awful in-ear ones though !

Let it die guys

Keycaps are like teeth to a laptop, it loses them with time and you can replace them but you don't until it really becomes a hassle without them. And sometimes you can even pimp them up to show how cool you are

Okay lets learn somethin new, maybe make a little game with a new language as a summer project, yeah thats a good idea.

First 3 hours: How the f*ck do you use this motherf*cking function put some god damn real examples you f*cking f*cks, Im sick of your hypothetical ass dripping guides.

Another 2 hours later: After an*l probing the f*ck out of the forums and some tries I finally can make this title flicker...

Wooooorth iiiiit

"Yeah sir I got the logo. Yeah sir it's totally original and I didn't just added a little curve to the Ubuntu logo"

DeFacto is having some technical issues it seems.

It's embarassing and you guys will find it either rude or annoying but I have readied myself and here goes my confession;

Whenever I see the abbreviation for Command line interface I cringe. You know because cli ? And I read it in my head as 'Kli' which is like the shortened form of a female part ?
I can't just read it as "See, el, ai" or think 'Command line interface' directly.
My brain's first thought is it must be an acronym so you should read it like how you would read NASA which is also an acronym and not like 'cmd' which is not an acronym but just an abbreviation.
Thus whenever I see it I feel a mixture of embarassment, self-loathing and physical discomfort.

I wonder how can I not be embarassed and cringing whenever I see Something-CLI.
I just noticed when it's in uppercase I don't cringe as much. I should code a chrome extension to change all CLI abbreviations to upper case.

That moment when your function runs problem free on the first try.

The feeling of "Holy shit" and "I think I just spent an entire day's worth of luck in this snippet of code"

I don't think I'm gonna go outside today.

I seriously doubt I can program anything remotely useful without having a language/library documentation on one cheek and stackoverflow on the other.

I'm a python fanboy, not gonna lie.
I love everything about it. It's clean syntax, ready to use out of the box-ness, convenient built-in functions.

The one thing I hate is the official documentation. It's ugly, hard to navigate and a cluster fuck.

But it has proper information, so it's fine I guess. tsch

Saw Atom 1.18 integrating github into the editor. It works nice feeling very excited thinking how it's gonna make things more efficient.
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*Continues using terminal git cause he is too lazy for change.*

This guy shat on my math notes today, my laptop was just a few inches far away from the splash zone. Too close for comfort man.
Btw his name is Jack Row von Schwarz
Likes: Shitting on important looking things.

I may have created a monster..

Chocalate filled donuts are demonic they taste like they are filled with hopes and dreams, but every single one of them probably carries the amount of sugar a human can ever need in his life time. And I can feel my life span getting lower and lower with each bite I take. And in the end of th day I will look at my chocalate covered hands and cry 😂

So I wrote a few functions that draw this graph and sent the graph to my math teacher as a joke. And he asked me "Is this that "see" program ?" I didn't know how to react, so I just said Nope, It's not😶..

I discovered a cool little trick to wake myself up when I wouldn't stop dozing off and feeling like passing out on the floor even after emptying the coffee jar to my cup and splashing my face with cold water.

I watched horror gameplays,
Instant effect and now fully awake.

Thablnkfully human fight or flight response really puts your body on overdrive, heightens your alertness and raises oxygen levels in blood which makes you stop yawning.

Imma play or watch resident evil 7 whenever I wake up now ! Life hackzz