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7y

What do the new MacBook and a black hole have in common?

There's no Escape!

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  • 3
    7y
    👏👏👏 have a ++ you mongrel
  • 1
    7y
    No escape? Just don't buy one and save yourself the trouble. Seriously, even you could see they're just ripping you off.
  • 2
    7y
    @enchance You didn't get the joke?
    The new macbook wont have esc key or function keys.
  • 3
    7y
    Why is Apple removing things for no apparent reason at all?
  • 1
    7y
    @thecrashman because the majority of the user base doesn't use the feature.
  • 2
    7y
    @davejlong Majority of the userbase never plays almost any game ever?
  • 1
    7y
    @juzles Holy dog crap! Hahaha I stand corrected.
  • 2
    7y
    @kwilliams I have never needed the function keys on games. Also they're not gone. On games they can now be labeled for what they actually do, but I guess that's just bullshit.
  • 0
    7y
    Well.. yes it will have ESC .. but the joke is funny so heres a ++ :)
  • 0
    7y
    @davejlong ESCAPE key is synonymous with Pause/Quit and the function keys will only work when the app is specifically designed for it.
  • 0
    7y
    @kwilliams Spc bar is synonymous with pause. Cmd+Q is synonymous with quit. People are angry that Apple is forcing people to innovate with them. If apps want to survive them they will add touch bar support.
  • 0
    7y
    @davejlong good luck playing any FPS or MMO ever which jump not bound to space bar...
  • 0
    7y
    I love that someone has ported Lemmings to the touch bar :D
  • 1
    7y
    I just need 10 more ++'s, the stress is killing me, could do with a stress ball toy :D
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