shut idiot am talking - How do I slap a blockhead who keeps interjecting me in a Zoom meeting? - devRant

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Gregozor2121

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5y

hard
7

Stuxnet

57910

5y

Your options (in no particular order) include:

Back hand
Bitch
With your dick
Hard

Good luck!
3

IntrusionCM

13820

5y

Lit up the fire alarm...

Take an alarm siren, let it roar...
0

Root

77233

5y

I’ve never figured this out, either, despite a lifetime of trying.
2

kiki

37486

5y

“You talking hella lot of shit for a dude in a cumshot distance”
2

jesustricks

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5y

@uyouthe I wished Hollywood started referring to cumshot distance instead of earshot distance
5

SortOfTested

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5y

I will start a fight. One time, I also started singing les mis, loudly into my studio mic, bc fuck you if you talk over me.
3

kiki

37486

5y

Spike his coffee with thorazine

Jk don’t do that
4

Mark-Zuckerberg

26

5y

@uyouthe ... unless ... 🤔
1

Ranchonyx

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5y

Just throw a rock
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CodeKarcosa

11

5y

Put money in a jar everytime you face this. Send him book on better communication within a team.
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lorentz

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5y

I already have a switch to wire audio output from given programs back to zoom for the lulz. I would play an airhorn, ^2 as loud as my mic would record it.

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