It’s official. I’m dating a girl.

She’s damn smart, tasteful, hot and really into tech.

Honest, talkative, a real keeper.

Studying IT-Security. Fuckkk I’m dropping spit out my mouth. ALL. DAY.

I'll drink a coffee to that!

Ok

@Stuxnet you're just jealous you can't date @010001111 :D

Given the setup, I was expecting a punchline, not gonna lie.

Best wishes to both of you 🎉

@Stuxnet sorry sweetheart, you’ll find your soulmate, or hole, too!

A dream no one wants to wake up from🥴

@SortOfTested Yea I wasn’t expecting her to be in tech, especially security.

@25thAndroid oh no, Green dot

Edit I’m in fear noo

👍🏻

@Cup0coffee nah not really

Plot twist, she is tech!

Ok, jokes aside, good luck on your new venture.

Good on you, OP
If you need any advice, don't hesitate to ask @WiseCrack

Aye good luck bro

Congrats tho

@Nanos always been a girl, can confirm: no dick seen. But I wouldn’t care anyways. ;)

We both do not care about gender. Personality first.

We’re German, but we’re also both little gopniks. Can confirm she squats properly.

She ain’t no basic bitch

@uyouthe literally me for the past 4 years, hang in there!

@010001111 first time I read something and it feels like it was me who wrote it.

Anyways how is your sex life?

@jesustricks Weird flex. but better than ever. I’m also pansexual so it actually doesn’t matter that much for me.

I’m not that dick-driven like other people.

Wake Up

@F1973 hide the scars to fade away the shakeup