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spunky
7y

No Wi-Fi = No Food.. Great motivation to pay your internet bill on time... This 'smart' shit is going way too far lol..

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smart home

seriously?

wtf?

really
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  • 7
    7y
    I like it when I can ping my kitchen stuff.
  • 2
    7y
    @Linux pinging your wifi doorstep or toilet.
  • 6
    7y
    You realize that you dont need internet to have wifi, right?
  • 1
    7y
    Hail esp8266 and it's price 😅
  • 2
    7y
    Hidden zombies from IOT increased
  • 3
    7y
    "...or use as a traditional slow cooker"

    No app or wifi required it seems.
    Pretty unusual for devices like that in a time when light bulbs need to download and install firmware updates.
  • 0
    7y
    @RazorSh4rk I know but the joke is better under the assumption that you need internet to cook...
  • 4
    7y
    Imagine having a smart toilet that can only support certain types of 💩. Anything it deems foreign, its unable to process and has a monthly firmware update.. I can actually see Apple making this.. And calling it, iShit.
  • 1
    7y
    @spunky wait, i DO need the internet to cook
  • 2
    7y
    I am excited at the prospect of my crock pot being able to participate in a DDoS.
  • 2
    7y
    Just another device that could be hijacked for DDoS attacks...cool :)
  • 2
    7y
    @snypenet i'm gonna ddos your stove so i'll ruin yourbfavourite soup.
  • 2
    7y
    @SweetHuman then I'll DDoS your fridge to make your food spoil...too far?
  • 1
    7y
    @snypenet no.
  • 0
    7y
    Mirai for the win!
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