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starting my own linux based company, macrohard

our first piece of software will be a linux distro known as doors, and we're going to have a line of tablets called macrohard floors

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  • 4
    I thought of a joke but couldn't find antonyms of Bill and Gates
  • 13
    Make a new browser, then charge for it.
  • 0
    Make a browser with latest features and compatible with everything
  • 6
    Name of Browser: Offline Idler
  • 1
    @theabbie how bout Invoice Wall
  • 1
    @3rdWorldPoison Payment Doors
  • 1
    @SortOfTested microhard smooth side browser
  • 2
    @F1973 @theabbie more like payment walls.
  • 0
    but you're "-hard". why software?
  • 1
    @AkshayTolwani only -163,000 people.
  • 0
    Your crown jewel should sport a Corrona who never listens (just a command line interface that always understands you).
  • 5
    @hjk101 Instead of Cortana, it’s 343. Regardless of your input, he ignores you, hums, compliments himself, and occasionally notices you and asks you for the Index. If you figure out how to give it to him, he hums merrily and wipes your hard drives.
  • 0
    With all due respect, doors is an AWFUL name for anything it-related
  • 0
    and instead of powershell you'll create weakfur?
  • 0
    @FinlayDaG33k that's actually a pretty great name
  • 2
    Your Office suite ,sorry I mean "Industrial One"
    MH InSmell for mail,
    MH Sentence,
    MH CurrentBuy for spreadsheets,
    MH InfinityGlide for cloud,
    MH WeakIdea for presentation,
    ...
  • 1
    Ok, another linux distro. IDK if this is a joke or not.
  • 1
    But will it release before Hurd?
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  • 1
    @AkshayTolwani yes, that is the joke...
  • 1
    Word Processor: MH Numbers

    Spreadsheet: MH Mediocre

    Presentations: MH WeakArea

    File Manager: Floors CouchPotato
  • 3
    @Condor
    The story of Hurd is a really sad one.

    Microkernels would even downgrade a 0-day RCE in the network driver from "full pwnage" to "just a DoS". But the implicit security gain by moving most of the "kernel" and all the drivers to userland comes with the cost of decreased performance because of added communication overhead.
    Performance was and still is way more important than security. So all modern mainstream kernels are monoliths.
  • 1
    A suite of office products, Home420.

    Implement domain management tools, LazyArchive.

    How about an IDE & open source editor... AuditoryApartment & AACode.

    And maybe some kind of BoatSimulator.

    Oh, also instead of force-installing new features during shutdown, it should remove a random program during boot.
  • 2
    And maybe instead of sending telemetry TO random companies, you should receive random telemetry FROM companies on your desktop.

    "SATYA NADELLA HAS MASTURBATED TWICE TODAY"

    "JEFF BEZOS POOPS 3.26 TIMES A MONTH"

    "ELON MUSK HAS BRUSHED HIS TEETH ONLY 19 TIMES SINCE CHRISTMAS"

    "GOOGLE EMPLOYEES HAVE BOUGHT 456 KILOGRAM OF HEMORRHOID CREAM THIS YEAR"

    Maybe we can present these factoids on the login screen... And if you click on it, it opens the search result on Bong.
  • 1
    Well there is Gates making Windows and I presume your last name is Ceiling so now you are making Floors?
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