Me: * Not having fun writing hundreds of tests/assertions for an API *
Also me: * Submitting changes without running my tests *
Production: * BROKEN *

RUN YOUR EFFING TESTS EVEN IF THE CHANGES ARE SMALL OR STRAIGHTFORWARD OR SIMPLE OR WHATEVER

The struggle is real

Antialiasing...

What "debug" word do you use to see if you code reaches that point in the execution?
Mine is "perro" (dog in spanish)
die('perro');
console.log('perro')
print('perro')

When you have to support a project you developed 10 years ago fresh out of college...

FrontEnd vs BackEnd

Source: CatOnMat.net

I hate java...

What the...!

I love PHP but for the love of PHP haters I modified this...
#forgiveMeRasmus

Regular Person = Regular Person;
Regular Person + Google = Hackerman;

Why are people so lazy they can't google their problem before calling help desk?

I hate mental lazyness!

Does everyone agree?

When I started using the console...

!devrant
helpdeskrant

Because number of reasons I happen to be part time working as help desk...

Problem 1: Could you teach us how to use a scanner?
Problem 2: I cannot open this (PDF) file.
Problem 3: My personal thumbdrive doesn't work, could you help me.
Problem 4: How do I use vlookup in excel
Problem 5: How can I connect my Iphone to my printer.

I don't know why IT people would choose to work in HD instead of Development.

Again, there are some reasons I'm doing support right now, don't judge me.

I hate myself right now....

Am I the only one that thinks KDE design is always a step behind current design trends?

I'm so happy it only took 2 months to fully dominate this outdated-in-few-months-js-library-or-framework.js

@dfox puts "lol" on comment.... 1400 +1's. You pour your heart on a rant.... 1/2 +1's

Done to me...

Happens a lot

Our team talking with a Mr. KnowItAll...

Mr. KIA: What concerns me about this huge system transference is that the devs won't give us the JS scripts files decompiled.
Mr. KIA again: I'm also concerned about Win XP end of support...

Us seeing each other: WTF is going on?!? Where are the hidden funny cameras...

A tip:
If you wanna pretend you know it all...you'll fail...

A humble dev never get humilliated

No boot media found...

Make website copy-paste proof

I don't understand those who only use terminal for everything...

Does this still apply?

Does anyone feel the same when running this?

If someone is proud about using Alpha Five Software for developing... You just upgraded from MS Access to MS Access++... And you suck...
Go and learn some serious PL's and tools...

Although I no longer fix other people's computers, except family and close friends...

How I learned to use pipes...