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kiki
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How many horsepower does your Corvette need to outrun your middle age existential crisis?

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    Why having one ?
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    Still ?
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    @kiki if you find out please tell me!
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    Have a feeling will be outliving all the guys who deny all this and became fat as shit sitting in hen same spot writing the same code heh
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    Corvette? Nah man the Russian equivalent is the Aurus Senat. All your homies ride one as it's armoured. Because it's hard work for you and your middle aged boys to rob your country of all that russian tax payers money. But thanks to vlad and his friends at aurus you no longer have to live in fear of eventually some angry pleb. Aurus Senat - break legs and spines in style and impunity.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
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    Why Corvette when there's Miata? 🤔
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    My midlife crisis vehicle is a ratty Jeep Wrangler, 1991 approx, rusted, with a Chevy 350 swap and cherry bomb mufflers. Rattle can camouflage and it never has a top or doors on it. Windshield is busted. Everyone hates riding in it but they know they look cool as hell.
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