While browsing friend finding apps I realized that I'm actually a lame person.

Wow. Thanks technology. Defo needed that leg up to the noose. 😒

Me: Hey internet, I'm looking for people who share my interests.
"What are your interests?"
Me:

@localpost idk man. Having depression makes it hard to maintain a few things including an erec... I mean, hobby.

@NoMad Why do you want to maintain erechim? You head of erechim?

@Cyanide the city in Brazil you mean?

@NoMad Yep. You ate its name, too. Is it forbidden to say its name out loud? 😧

@Cyanide not forbidden, it's a secret 🤫🤫🤫

@NoMad ooooh.. let’s keep calling it “erec” then. Until “erec” is ready to “stand”, and “smash” the world on its own.

@NoMAD, I thought we were your friends ☹️I guess we know the truth now.

@Cyanide that's a mighty erec you have there.

@C0D4 oh, we are no doubt friends. I just need other forms of friends. Or so I thought. I gave up and retreated to my solitary space anyways.

@NoMad you have passed the test, I thought we were going to have a problem there.

Solitary doesn't lie to us, it's dependable, and always there when we need it, I like Mr Sol,

@C0D4 not a fan. At this rate I'm gonna die alone.

I'm lame too but I don't need an app to tell me that

@electrineer you're not lame. I don't consider you lame. Stop stealing my identity 😛

Sorry all my friends are married and I can’t seem to make new ones. Last one is getting married in 4 days. My best friend is now friends with her husband’s friends and i am all alone. Can we be friends?? (Just don’t get married for at least a year. Please)

@witchDev ahahahahahaha even finding another boyfriend in the next year is questionable. But fair warning: I'm bad at keeping in touch and communicating. If you're okay with my "vanishes sometimes" (Depression2.0) and "doesn't actually have anything to talk about/anything interesting to share" features, we'll have a splendid time. I'm always open to listening tho. 🙂

(Also, anyone who wants to befriend me, comment your discord username temporarily)

@NoMad I also do the vanishing thing, then I suddenly send a meme or some shit message.

:D

DN: Mundo03

@mundo03 need a discord tag 😛

(play the elevator anthem/on-hold tune for 7-8 hours while I catch some zzz)

@NoMad right 5756

The social media cycle is terrible. People are always presenting an exaggerated version of the most interesting thing they have done. Or they don’t post the stumbles and blunders on the way to getting to that interesting thing. Or they don’t post that they were able to do the interesting thing bc parents money. Etc, etc.

What’s technology ? Some kind of new techno music 🎵 🎶 ? If yes I miss music festivals with lots of drunk people.

@jeeper I don't disagree with you, but it's also human nature to want to show off. Have you seen resumes? They're a bunch of buzzwords, put together to impress people who barely know what those words mean.