What is npm ??

No personell management

no package managers

Nonexistent package management

no pain mitigated

neatly packed migraine

needs plenty (of) memory

Nervenzusammenbrüche pro Minute (mental breakdown per minute), the German equivalent of WTFs per minute just worse.

Neurological pain manifestation

No pornographic men

Nasty penis materialisation

A mistake

it's a homophone for Ann Peeman, the founder of Peeman ltd.

I told you it’s
Not Porn, Manager!

Now please stop asking and allow connections to the npm repos!

@Eklavya
https://lmgtfy.com//...

Apart from @Eklavya, I am so proud of this community. 🥲

Note-Printing Machine

@lmgtfy bad bot

@aviophile
https://lmgtfy.com//...

Neverending problem multiplier

Neurotoxic package materialization

nobody knows, it might be a bird it might be a plane, it might be a million files that file explorer cant seem to quite figure out whar size the folder is.

seriouly guys just click on properties on the node modules folder

Nerds Product Manager 😂

So many creative answers .. to a simple question 😆 hats off devs .. even devs can be creative

It is the package manager for node like @Eklavya said

https://github.com/npm/...

That’s the list of the different expansions of npm on the website.

Some of my favourites:

- Name Picker Malfunction
- Namespace Pollution Mechanism
- Narcissistic Project Managers
- Nearly Pooped Myself
- Need Potato Man
- Never Push to Master
- Nonsense Parser Microframework
- Null Pointer Mayhem
- Nutella Per Minute

Neuropsychiatric Morbidity

Neckbeards pointy moobs

New Personal Mansplanations

A sin

More importantly...why is npm?

It’s like a fine wine but it’s actually windex