Angelina Lee's resume
Ultra succesful, got spammed by recruiters constantly

spread herpes to interns?
Nice!

@magicMirror STD is the most important part about it ;)

I'm not sure what's worse, spreading herpes or working for Instagram 🤔

The vodka drinking record is a high point though

@darkwind I too love the STD called lib

Aw.. this reminds me of my ex girlfriend who is a Doctor now.. She also had a Summa Cum Laude score (no pun intended!). : )

Nice to know that everyone else forgot so many funny points on the cv when they read STD...
You pervs

Only 14nm grounded coffee beans? on Theranos they don't cheap put, it's down to 7nm now.
Side-note: @darkwind, you could add that Angelina was Elizabeth Holmes' bridesmaid

This is comedy gold - and probably also hell for the common recruiter.

got a pretty website

Jokes aside, that's a nice format.

I might have to redo mine.

@molaram i like your taste in women

Did you actually publish that? I wouldn't be surprised if it worked.

Her blog is the best I've ever seen.
http://angelinathedev.netlify.app

@darkwind herpes is too easy to excuse. One herpes lip kiss is all it takes

I legitimately laughed pretty hard like 6 times at this. Nice work.

If it's actually true that this was published and very successful, it's a sad world we live in where no one reads resumes/CVs. Why does anyone bother? 21st century Job acquisition process is bullshit confirmed yet again

Saw it on Reddit
https://reddit.com/r/...

@molaram a fellow CS student and flat mate used to call her* “the prototype of woman”

*Eva Mendes