If Rant becomes a programming language... what would the syntax be like?.

:/ ???

Instead of ;
It will end with :/

And
public class SOMECLASS extends dfox { //some code }

comments would be :| here |:
@CozyPlanes

I will write a compiler for such a language... Maybe.
I just need more syntax info lol

@CozyPlanes You just predestined Rant to be another language that compiles into Java bytecode.

Stopit:/ |: break; :|

wtf new EmptyStackException():/
|: throw new EmptyStackExcpetion(); :|

:| Sanity check failed |:
chuck another fml("Argh, it's broken again!"):/

@nikurasu public company className {}
:| public class className {} |:

It died @Ashkin

:| System.out.println("What the actual fuck"); |:
Server.frontend.logSpam("What the actual fuck"):/

try{
asd:/
}whatTheFuck(Exception e){
asd:/
}

You are gonna bring the grey beards in @Doh-Vah-Kiin

I have a feeling it would be like brain fuck but instead of an array of 0's, it would be an array of rants with upvotes

It'll be even more verbose than java :/

class Magic extends Developer{
doMagicalThingsLessSpecs(){...}
}

It would probably be named RantJS :D

All the best programs would have misspelled keywords, and every line would end with an expletive.

Then very soon RantJS will come

@cankarales I guess you beat me to it...HAHAHA

public hole wtf HelloWorld(String[] crap) {
tell.the.fuckers("Hello World!"):\
fuckit:\
}

popular electrical blackhole major(post){
considering: (post be like :D){
rant++;D
} otherwise in consideration of:
(post be like :I ) {
rant--;D
} that aside: {
rant();D
}
}

crowd-pleasing rant(){
much times(time:0, time:3) {
comment();D
}

}

@Tale-Of-X9 it's the only logical name :)

Main cli tool is called plz so you ask it kindly to plz compile.

print should be
newRant("Hello World"):/

I'm not really familiar with the language, but I think :/ is the each-right adverb in Klong.