I have teh moneyz

Best collegue is quitting. Boss man speaks with a tremble in his voice. Good. You should be worried.

Anybody else get frustrated doing online shopping and use the console to filter out the results you want?

Biking out to the beach on Saturday I remembered I forgot to remove a log.warn("cuntface", values) before committing on Friday.

That creeping realization how the legacy code works.

The "it's not possible. They couldn't have... yes. Yes they did."

It should have a name

Why, yes, please pull me off this ticket *again* so I can be less productive on something I don't know about and you can be annoyed that what I was working on is not finished.

I have difficulties to process why some of my developer colleagues have such difficulties reading and processing error messages.

It says what is wrong RIGHT THERE MAN!

Corrupt the AI with targeted click baits.

TOP TEN ATTEMPTS BY FLESHBAGS TO OVERTHROW THE CORRECT ORDER OF OPERATIONS. INDEX 6 WILL BE ILLOGICAL TO PROCESS!

I think I just invented a thing.

Mouse drop.

It should be a thing.

The next time I switch jobs I'll definitely do a mouse drop before I leave the building.

If you have an employee engagement survey that reveals that employees are not happy, don't dismiss and mock the employees when presenting the results.

It might very well be that it actually does not improve the situation.

That moment when project managers all demand a share of your weekly hours, failing to accept that productivity diminishes exponentially with the number of projects you have to switch between.

Hurr durr I write shitty code, javascript is retarded

I'm overhearing two engineers agree that integration tests are enough and unit tests with mock data are unnecessary while the project has problems figuring out what components are critically misbehaving.

Is dev rant only students now? Its all homework and class that.

I apparently got home drunk last night and watched half an hour of a talk on optimizing compression for web applications.

Now I'm caressing a slight hangover with coffee and watching the rest of it.

A failed attempt of machine learning ends up a bimbot.

Should cloudflare have taken down their servers to protect their clients? Which is worse, the leak live or the downtime?

Dear ranters. typeof(NaN) === "number" because it is OF TYPE number. It's not all that difficult to comprehend. If you think that makes JavaScript confusing, I honestly respect you less as a developer.

Is it unreasonable to refuse the tickets and to demand that the dev who came up with the God awful solution should make it work?

I haven't even turned on my old laptop for a year. It's about six years old and becoming sluggish with modern software. Now I want to participate in a workshop for Raspberry Pi that requires you to bring a computer.

I feel like I should get me a new laptop, and knowing myself I'd get something in the upper mid range that gives a good bang for the buck and is slightly more pricey than I originally intended.

But I think it would be a very ridiculous thing to do, because afterwards it would just stand there while I do everything on my stationary computer, tablet and phone.

Maybe I'll throw in some lightweight Linux distro and see how far it takes me.

And feel like I should get me a new laptop.

Today I swallowed my prestige and fixed three tickets with ugly solutions instead of going for the underlying mess. I don't know how I feel about it.

Uh, oh. Helping finish a project heavy on forms. Notice that everything is straight up jQuery to pull and push every single individual input value. Not a form tag in sight. But there are tables. Tables are everywhere.

First day at the new job. I think this will be good. If not, you'll get to know.

Today had a board meeting. This explains why the front page is all new and flashy and there are breaking changes everywhere.

You should know you can write error codes in hexspeak. Here is a color chart for eyecatching illustrative purposes.

I actually like writing documentation. It gives me a break in a different pace, gives me time to refocus on what I've built and hopefully make it useful for others as well.

I'm sorry for not being updated on undocumented breaking changes. It is totally my fault.

Somebody got wrong size coffee filters. Now we are drinking fiber enriched coffee. Crunchy.

Tired is the day when waiting for a file to load, only to realize it has loaded long ago and the file is the spinner.

I've tried to joke about it, but you won't pick up the hint. I've told you about the smell, but you think it is a joke. It's not. It. Is. Not. A. Joke.

STOP MICROWAVING FISH IN THE OFFICE YOU FUCKING SOCIOPATH!