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If Rant becomes a programming language... what would the syntax be like?.

:/ ???

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  • 28
    Instead of ;
    It will end with :/
  • 7
    And
    public class SOMECLASS extends dfox { //some code }
  • 23
    comments would be :| here |:
    @CozyPlanes
  • 5
    I will write a compiler for such a language... Maybe.
    I just need more syntax info lol
  • 2
    @CozyPlanes You just predestined Rant to be another language that compiles into Java bytecode.
  • 3
    Stopit:/ |: break; :|
  • 3
    wtf new EmptyStackException():/
    |: throw new EmptyStackExcpetion(); :|
  • 7
    :| Sanity check failed |:
    chuck another fml("Argh, it's broken again!"):/
  • 3
    @nikurasu public company className {}
    :| public class className {} |:
  • 2
    It died @Ashkin
  • 1
    :| System.out.println("What the actual fuck"); |:
    Server.frontend.logSpam("What the actual fuck"):/
  • 6
    try{
    asd:/
    }whatTheFuck(Exception e){
    asd:/
    }
  • 0
    You are gonna bring the grey beards in @Doh-Vah-Kiin
  • 1
    I have a feeling it would be like brain fuck but instead of an array of 0's, it would be an array of rants with upvotes
  • 1
    It'll be even more verbose than java :/
  • 0
    class Magic extends Developer{
    doMagicalThingsLessSpecs(){...}
    }
  • 4
    It would probably be named RantJS :D
  • 0
    All the best programs would have misspelled keywords, and every line would end with an expletive.
  • 0
    Then very soon RantJS will come
  • 1
    @cankarales I guess you beat me to it...HAHAHA
  • 1
    public hole wtf HelloWorld(String[] crap) {
    tell.the.fuckers("Hello World!"):\
    fuckit:\
    }
  • 1
    popular electrical blackhole major(post){
    considering: (post be like :D){
    rant++;D
    } otherwise in consideration of:
    (post be like :I ) {
    rant--;D
    } that aside: {
    rant();D
    }
    }

    crowd-pleasing rant(){
    much times(time:0, time:3) {
    comment();D
    }

    }
  • 2
    @Tale-Of-X9 it's the only logical name :)
  • 3
    Main cli tool is called plz so you ask it kindly to plz compile.
  • 2
    print should be
    newRant("Hello World"):/
  • 0
    I'm not really familiar with the language, but I think :/ is the each-right adverb in Klong.
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