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Oh dear..... I can already see some poor barely-capable graduate is gonna have an even worse time than usual barely-capable graduates
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Gwie1018yLol, 'Microsoft Viseo'. And directly after 'ability to pay close attention to detail' xD
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Omg.I think the shortlisted applicants are going to go through alot of bullshit in that interview.if they have any shortlisted applicants.or applicants at all.i can only imagine the interview.
First question:Do you know javascript aka Java for short
Interviewee:Java is not equal to javascript
Interviewer: YES IT IS!!
Interviewee:I'm leaving aka go fuck yourself for short. -
cjbatz14718yWell that's just painful, but why would you even need to explain what JavaScript is? Wouldn't you only want people who know what it is to apply for the job?
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Canilho3168yGive me 100k plus /month with a remote work possibility and I'll let you call JavaScript whatever you want.
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I just forcibly removed my eyeballs because of that.
Now I have to set up a screen reader... :((( -
console.log ("facepalm");
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Exception in thread main java.lang.Error: unresolved compilation problem: console cannot be resolved -
I am a Photoshop workflow specialist with 20 years of experience with CSS3, I have build a lot of PHP database with MVC query. My favorite web server is FrontPage. Do I qualify for the interview?
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@Codebeard you should try some java in your chrome console. Maybe it works the other way around? 😂
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@sebgignac Sure.
System.out.println ("facepalm");
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x >Uncaught ReferenceError: System is not defined at <anonymous>:1:1
JavaScript, known as Java for short...
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