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Manager: I don’t understand! How come you take twice as long to do tickets as anyone else but your PRs are stuck in QA for half the time as anyone else??

Dev: …

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  • 15
    "Because I don't suck?"

    lol
  • 4
    Give him a kick to fix some cogs in the head 😂
  • 8
    Why spend 2 days implementing something, when you can spend 1 day implementing it and 3 days fixing PRs instead?
  • 5
    9 women can't get a baby in 1 month together.

    Quantity doesn't equal quality - half the time producing crap is fast, but not viable.
  • 1
    @IntrusionCM NOT ALL WOMEN MENSTRUATE ANYWAY HAHAHA
  • 1
    It’s worrying how we get managers who have no clue how things should work
  • 1
    Someone please give that man a calculator!

    And then ask how he did get his job 🧐
  • 1
    When they answer themselves without realizing.
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